Bad cooks have no instinct/technique I suppose and under/over cook/spice their food. Good chefs are more likely to not follow recipes tbh

I think it's really based on whether they had home cooked meals as kids or exposure to different foods and preparation techniques. Also a basic misunderstanding of the chemistry of cooking. Like can you imagine Charles dicing an onion?

Now I really wonder how many chores ol Batty Boy does, if any

I'm just saying being a competent cook is pretty easy. Being an excellent cook on the other hand takes years and years of practice, talent, and learning

At least The Batlord is a professional chef unlike you poseurs.

Technically correct, can't even argue

I bet you're the kind of guy that burns the Easy Mac

Real mfs only cook intermediate mac or higher

Hard Mac is where its at

*Burnie Mac

https://i.imgur.com/pLavcQ1.jpg*

*I did not make this

This mofo goes so hard that he even made it "SMAC" on the side of the box too. And he made the S properly angled

Tsk-tsk, Tommy "Two Gloves"...



Operation Santa’s Naughty List :pimp:

Merry christmas everyone :)

Huge traffic jam so white trash can watch a parade of yachts with Xmas lights ruin the tranquility of the night sea.

Xmas sucks the ding dong and so do people who do Xmas

Nobody ever gets you anything do they?

Some Xmas tunes from people around the globe. Our 3rd album so far. We did this in 2016, 2018, and this year again. Not sure what happened in 2017 tho.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTg0VwIBibY

Ugly Winter Fest Sweater Day at work. I am Ass Santa.

https://i.imgur.com/vcEzHu6.jpg?1

lol

I have so many repressed words.

Get him a premium Pornhub subscription.

How about a nice shirt.

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/c...d+small%29.gif

Well my inbox is a lot smaller now but i'll empty it out for you ;)

You ask for suggestions, we give you suggestions, you say no I don't want that suggestion, so other people people add suggestions, and you say no I don't like that suggestion either, so now everybody's sad because no more suggestions.

You leave me no choice...

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NervousHap...restricted.gif

Tell me more about his interests/hobbys, how does he spend his time? You can tell me in PM.

I swear I am like expert level gift-giver, I'm going to solve this and your dinner plans today.

If he's far away, visit him and take him out to dinner or some ****.

Send him a raggedy Playboy from the 80s.

Tell him you'll do it next month as his gift or somefish

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...fa&oe=5E7D1370

When my sister was visiting over the summer for her CA baby shower, I organized a family/maternity photo shoot in the redwoods. It was very whimsical and captured my fam perfectly. So I took those photos and used them to make photobooks, framed prints, and some ornaments. So everyone in my family is getting three things from the shoot from me for Christmas, on top of individual gifts I picked out for everyone.

Yesterday in our family group text everyone else decided we aren't exchanging gifts this year. :rolleyes:

Anyway here's one of the pics - my favorite from the shoot.

Oh wow. Pictures. You can totally play Smash Bros. on a picture.

Thats the point of being Ass Santa. That and not worrying about getting pregnant.

Empty it out? Whats up in there?

Oh sorry that's just one of lucem's braids