Fake trees are for fake people.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...256-nqlyaa.jpg

my tree is not fake, how dare you make such assumptions

I'm not naming anyone, just floating it out there.

um ok

I grew up snowshoeing out into the snowy woods and picking the perfect christmas tree and chopping it down by hand..

You don't really get to do that here, so yeah I have a cheap little fake tree until it makes sense to have a real one and I will never spend $40 on a tree someone else got to cut down.

Nice try humbugging me Charles, PS I have an entire week more of vacation time than you.

Whatever.

I hope you dream about work every night

I hope you get a real tree so you can have real Christmas.

Merry Christmas For All or GTFO