Inventions You Wished Existed

Trollheart · 10-28-2019, 06:24 AM

How about a remote control that operates everything? Dog too loud in the neighbour's garden? Turn that mother down. Late for the bus? Pause it till you can get on board. Scared of the dentist? Fast forward through the visit.

or what about this? Tired of hearing some new song on a random playlist and having to take out your phone or ipod to see what it is, then put it back? How great would it be to have maybe special glasses you wear, or some sort of small implant that when you activate it the song title and artist floats in the air before you, in a kind of bubble? Pop the bubble when you're done and carry on.

How would these things be made? They wouldn't, dumbass! It's all "I wish this existed". Never gonna happen, but would be cool.

What invention(s) would you love to see, regardless of feasibility or possibility?

OccultHawk · 10-28-2019, 06:36 AM

A perfect counterfeit machine and a drug that actually fixes me.

The Batlord · 10-28-2019, 07:03 AM

I have no need for any more inventions because "ain't" already exists.

Plankton · 10-28-2019, 07:07 AM

I've always thought Homers make-up gun was fuken genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId2HsHvSgs

Someone get to work and make it happen.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-28-2019, 09:01 AM

Sending physical objects via email attachment/messenger services (WhatsApp, Discord etc).

Chula Vista · 10-28-2019, 09:10 AM

Trolls, check out the movie 'Click'. It's basically what you described.

Trollheart · 10-28-2019, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Trolls, check out the movie 'Click'. It's basically what you described.

I know. I reviewed the soundtrack. The only problem with it is the massive drag factor of having Adam Sandler in it. Now something that would erase him from existence, that I'd buy!

Chula Vista · 10-28-2019, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I know. I reviewed the soundtrack. The only problem with it is the massive drag factor of having Adam Sandler in it. Now something that would erase him from existence, that I'd buy!

If it's any consolation, he's steps in figurative dog poo the entire the movie because of the remote. He also puts on about 300 pounds. Depending on your mood it's stupid but pretty funny. Plus, Christopher Walken is always worth it.

The Batlord · 10-28-2019, 08:40 PM

Nah it still does.

Neapolitan · 10-28-2019, 09:45 PM

I think a bridge between Ireland and England would be a cool invention. You drive to London pick up some English Ale and Sheppard's Pie and drive back and mix the Ale with Guinness to make a Black & Tan and sit down to watch a soccer match while eating Sheppard's Pie. Life would be so grand.

10-28-2019, 06:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Inventions You Wished Existed How about a remote control that operates everything? Dog too loud in the neighbour's garden? Turn that mother down. Late for the bus? Pause it till you can get on board. Scared of the dentist? Fast forward through the visit. or what about this? Tired of hearing some new song on a random playlist and having to take out your phone or ipod to see what it is, then put it back? How great would it be to have maybe special glasses you wear, or some sort of small implant that when you activate it the song title and artist floats in the air before you, in a kind of bubble? Pop the bubble when you're done and carry on. How would these things be made? They wouldn't, dumbass! It's all "I wish this existed". Never gonna happen, but would be cool. What invention(s) would you love to see, regardless of feasibility or possibility? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

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10-28-2019, 07:07 AM	#4 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I've always thought Homers make-up gun was fuken genius. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId2HsHvSgs Someone get to work and make it happen. __________________ See location...

10-28-2019, 09:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Trolls, check out the movie 'Click'. It's basically what you described. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

10-28-2019, 09:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
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