I was right all along. Hawaiian pizza sucks.
 

Last night I ordered a pizza that was half Hawaiian and after one slice I picked all the pineapple off the rest of it cause it's ****ing wrong.

It's decent, I wouldn't mind free Hawaiian pizza. Better than free pepperoni pizza at least.

nah **** you crunching into pineapple on a pizza made my spine hurt

Probably some whack dominos **** huh

Pepperoni is the best topping so why put something worse than pepperoni on your pizza? It only makes sense if you like worse pizza.

Mushroom, olive, and onion on thin crust then hit that **** with some habanero hot sauce>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

We can take the veggies off of your slices and put fruit snacks on them so that you can feel involved, sound good?

Don't forget to take off the fungus.

You're gonna be bored when we're all trippin though

how do you crunch into a pineapple

Compared to the rest of the pizza it crunches and the texture combination is awful.

You probably need to get it on a full pizza so that it can be fully cooked.

WTF are you talking about? You'e such a hoser. It's Canada's greatest contribution to the culinary arts since Canada invented the ... I'm sure they invented something before Hawaiian pizza ... maybe maple syrup drizzled in snow ... or maybe that was New England. idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Doesn't matter.
Quit hating on Canada via Hawaii & Hawaiian Pizza, eh!

What kind of nerd knows where Hawaiian pizza came from?

Real Hawaiian pizza is pineapple and spam.

Olives <<<< Pestilence

I usually delete spam. Next time it's going on my pizza.

It's alright. Not my favorite kind of pizza but it's good for the novelty.

**** all you bitches that didn’t vote. If you didn’t vote then you can’t complain.

as far as I'm concerned people that talk **** on pineapple on pizza are mentally handicapped but that's old news

I eat pineapple on my pizza for her enjoyment, you non-debonair miscreant.

Pizza on pineapple is a better combination