I was right all along. Hawaiian pizza sucks.
 

Last night I ordered a pizza that was half Hawaiian and after one slice I picked all the pineapple off the rest of it cause it's ****ing wrong.

It's decent, I wouldn't mind free Hawaiian pizza. Better than free pepperoni pizza at least.

nah **** you crunching into pineapple on a pizza made my spine hurt

Probably some whack dominos **** huh

Pepperoni is the best topping so why put something worse than pepperoni on your pizza? It only makes sense if you like worse pizza.

Mushroom, olive, and onion on thin crust then hit that **** with some habanero hot sauce>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

We can take the veggies off of your slices and put fruit snacks on them so that you can feel involved, sound good?

Don't forget to take off the fungus.

You're gonna be bored when we're all trippin though