thats pretty much the reaction i would expect.

2 tattoos, no piercings.

what kind of tats Satch?

I kave a large sacred heart on my left calf and a large Om in negative space in a circle on my right calf.

a large Om in negative space in a circle..sounds sweet.

all black or color?

Solid red. I want to put some black shading in the background and have it fade into solid black sanskrit lettering around the circle

that would be nice i imagine

Tattooz. Got any??
 

What kind of ink do ya got?? Sleeves ??? Randoms ??? Tramp Stamp on yer back??

Piercings too I guess

I'll start

I have no tattoo's. Zero. Not that I don't like them, I actually love them. However they just seemed like a poor choice for me as I could never decide what I wanted and I have a very addictive personality and I think things could have gotten a little out of hand. I may get a small 4 leaf clover on the back of my neck soon though.

As for piercings, I had my tounge pierced for about a year and then the ball fell off one day while I was eating a bacon sandwich. It scared the poo out of me because I almost swallowed it, I took it out right then and there.

I also have a PA which I got about 7 years ago which was the single most lamentable descision I have ever made in my life

No - and don't want any either. I like good looking Tattoos on other people, but not on my own body.