Ive broken my big toe 58 times today

My wife has just read this thread.
She says your just a load of soft arse tossers, that dont know what real pain is until you've given birth.
She say's "try going into labour in the back of a taxi cab, miles away from the nearest hospital. (she is dictating as I type) Then you'll all know what real pain is."

*wife leaves room* I say woman dont know what real pain is until you've had a kick in the bollocks...right lads?!?! ;)

^oh yes i agreetell her that chid birth does not compare to having your nuts stepped on ok or having a baseball hit them ( i had projectile vomit with that one)

Jeeesssuus Christ Death Of Capitalism...you must be the most accident prone person I have never met!!

By the way I am beginning to like you :)

i got really drunk one night and accidentally gangraped myself. i was really pissed like.
sore for days...

why thank you and yes i am accident prone

the worse pain i have ever been in was when i broke my ankle and the next day i could not take my pain killers ( vicodan ) and the the doctor slipped and dropped my foot on the table it hurt like hell

:laughing: I hope you reported yourself to the police INTERNET??:crazy:

To Death Of Capitalism...thats an understatement!

oh god i remember when you still had the cast on from that and now christian broke his ankel

No no, too ashamed of myself and well,me. A lot of repression.
Thinking of getting counselling. Jeez i just don't know where to
begin.I mean it's all well good here behind the safety of my screen,
but how do I go about tellin that to someones face?
Ah well, onwards and upwards. It was a long time ago. I'm over it now.
Yeah....Fine.:)