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05-23-2019, 09:31 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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The thread where Mord teaches Ori the secrets of writing porn
I'm ready to learn
Teach me, daddy
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05-23-2019, 09:58 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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Gross
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05-23-2019, 10:58 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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I'm actually writing a porno as we speak, Hawk
And it's even a choose your own assventure!
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05-23-2019, 10:59 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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05-23-2019, 11:05 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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05-23-2019, 03:37 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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Five seconds into this shit and I'm already trying to make it into a serious story Now it's morphed into some weird heist tale where a bunch of robbers get caught by a witch who immediately proceeds to torture them horribly
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05-23-2019, 04:01 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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05-23-2019, 05:34 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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That's also where I was going with it, yeah
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05-23-2019, 06:42 PM | #10 (permalink) | |
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I have a plot. Mord plays Sonny Mordowicz. A guy who's on a verge of a nervous breakdown if he doesn't get enough money to buy his partner a very expensive S&M outfit. One day the hero, John McClane, goes into a pet store to buy a puppy for his kid. Then that very same afternoon Sonny goes into the same pet store takes everyone hostage and forces them to wear dog collars. McClane has to both evade Sonny and save the people and gerbils too from the clutches of Sonny. In a last desperate attempt McClain sends a letter to his reliable friend, Sgt. PAL, with the help of a homing pigeon and together they save the day.
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