That's not what I asked.

I remember as a kid checking the date of every coin I could get my hands on to see if it was worth more than face value. Was an obsession with the whole neighborhood.

I'm just saying, it's a moot point. But let's say I could just wander into a drug store and buy condoms. No. I'd rather raw dog it. Because stopping to put a condom on spoils the mood.

By the way, my younger sister (not the pregnancy scare one--she's my older sister) wanted me to teach her how to kiss. I told her I would, only if she let me kcuf her. She agreed, but once she felt she'd learned enough, she didn't let me kcuf her anymore.

I'll bet your books are horrifyingly boner inducing.

Maybe. I've never read them.

Ftr I told y’all that all long term gaijins end up ****ed in the head.

Sounds like he was ****ed in the head long before he was a gaijin.

Yep.

I believe that the proper term is "throat ****ed".

oh my goodness how did I miss that