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Old 03-06-2019, 11:03 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2019, 09:59 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,
I have two urgent questions:
1. How can you tell if a girl likes you?
2. How to stop the government from turning the frogs gay?
Sincerely,
a confused girl
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Old 07-30-2019, 10:35 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Dear Batlord,

As an Irish American can I call getting my ass ate a potato salad toss?

And is it wrong or insensitive of me to call metrosexuals fruit flies?
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Old 07-30-2019, 04:50 PM   #24 (permalink)
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As an Irish American can I call getting my ass ate a potato salad toss?

And is it wrong or insensitive of me to call metrosexuals fruit flies?
Shut up, you slut! On your knees, open your mouth, and tell me I'm beautiful!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-30-2019, 07:26 PM   #25 (permalink)
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You never answered Marie.
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Old 07-30-2019, 07:28 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I have two urgent questions:
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2. How to stop the government from turning the frogs gay?
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The answer to both is: these things do not happen because the genetics make it impossible.
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Old 07-31-2019, 01:33 AM   #27 (permalink)
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That's actually pretty accurate. My socially inept genetics make it impossible for me to know if girls like me. Turns out she does though
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Old 07-31-2019, 03:36 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Pics or it didn't happen. I'd love some shots of you two playing skeeball or Street Fighter 2 or something.
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Old 07-31-2019, 06:42 AM   #29 (permalink)
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That's actually pretty accurate. My socially inept genetics make it impossible for me to know if girls like me. Turns out she does though
^ Good for you, Marie! "You go, girl! Knock 'em dead!" is what people say in these circumstances, and I'm genuinely pleased to hear that you've made a conquest
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Any chance of you modifying your new signature in the next few days? If its intention is to attract attention, then it does it too well, imo. I'll even promise to listen to the Charles Bloody Mingus album if you'll tone down the lettering a little!

Yours,
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Old 07-31-2019, 10:47 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Why would I care about you listening to a Charles Mingus album?
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