wizards listen to nick cave

Nah.

Well maybe, they never did teach those kids how to read.

Also, most of my experiences are with mystical hippies who are on different planets.

A Frownland joke. Doesnt happen often. But man when it does.

Honestly though. I’m pretty sure the black metal scene was started by actual Satan worshiping wizards. They let the churches on fire with magic. Why do you think they were murdering each other? It’s cause the nonmagical artists got jealous.

In my opinion it was just a bunch of hilarious hijinks that they never let anyone else in on. But yes they were wizards.

Religion was never really a thing in Hogwarts. Which is weird now that I reflect on that.

Why would you need a god when you have Kingsley Shacklebolt

lol @ English people worshiping a black person.

tru

I posit a dark universe Harry Potter where everyone from Slytherin gets put in Gryffindor because they're the brave ones for trying to preserve racial purity against the rising tide of degeneracy.