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What the **** am I? Where do I find out?
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Let's be honest, hogwarts was run by bigots that played favorites and treated Slytherines like ****. Never trust a school that segregates students to reinforces social disparity through stereotypes and labels. If I went to that school I'd reject the identity they'd try to force on me. They don't even teach math. They're trying to keep wizards dumb.
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How they gonna teach spells when they don't teach kids to read?!
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Seriously though, the Harry Potter books are not thought through well enough to survive an analysis like this
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Just look at quidditch. The other team has to be ahead by, what, eleven points to be able to win if they don't catch the snitch?
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Why would you even teach kids to do all sorts of powerful, potentially dangerous spells? I do not understand the Harry Potter universe.
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How quick could an angry muggle mow down a school of wizards with an ak47?
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How come nobody has sex at hogwarts? It'd be easy.
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