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Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 03:00 AM

What the **** am I? Where do I find out?

MicShazam 01-03-2019 03:05 AM

I'm member of a house so obscure that not even Harry Potter nerds know about it.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MariaExpressesHerself (Post 2029973)
No, more like you're a Slyth bc you're a music snob

Let's be honest, hogwarts was run by bigots that played favorites and treated Slytherines like ****. Never trust a school that segregates students to reinforces social disparity through stereotypes and labels. If I went to that school I'd reject the identity they'd try to force on me. They don't even teach math. They're trying to keep wizards dumb.

The Batlord 01-03-2019 03:20 AM

How they gonna teach spells when they don't teach kids to read?!

Marie Monday 01-03-2019 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2029975)
What the **** am I? Where do I find out?

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2029978)
Let's be honest, hogwarts was run by bigots that played favorites and treated Slytherines like ****. Never trust a school that segregates students to reinforces social disparity through stereotypes and labels. If I went to that school I'd reject the identity they'd try to force on me. They don't even teach math. They're trying to keep wizards dumb.

Yeah, you're a Gryffindor

Seriously though, the Harry Potter books are not thought through well enough to survive an analysis like this

The Batlord 01-03-2019 03:27 AM

Just look at quidditch. The other team has to be ahead by, what, eleven points to be able to win if they don't catch the snitch?

MicShazam 01-03-2019 03:29 AM

Why would you even teach kids to do all sorts of powerful, potentially dangerous spells? I do not understand the Harry Potter universe.

Are they supposed to go and get jobs that involve spellcasting when they grow up?

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 03:31 AM

How quick could an angry muggle mow down a school of wizards with an ak47?

MicShazam 01-03-2019 03:33 AM

He could also Snape them from the rooftops.

Lucem Ferre 01-03-2019 03:34 AM

How come nobody has sex at hogwarts? It'd be easy.


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