Does everybody want a new lamp?
 

Is there at least one new lamp you'd need in your household?

Can I have the household instead

I got a lamp at every reading nook. You can tell if people read much by how their lamps are set up or not.

How long have you been homeless?

this current stretch is going on 2 years

I think

I dunno I don't keep track

Man I like a soft bed and a roof and privacy and a toilet. Couldn’t you get a job and find a place to lay your head?

****ing thread of the year quality here man

I'm sorry to hear that man. Are you doing ok, warm enough in the winter?

Have you tried gettyimages, I'm sure you could find some quality lamps there:
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos...7355?s=612x612

Sure, why not.

I could always use one of these in the bedroom...

You'll pull your third eye out.

https://media.tenor.com/images/e0d0a...85c826c101/raw

In all seriousness though, I do actually need a new lamp. I have a 3-piece standing floor lamp that got damaged last time I moved and now 2/3 of the bulb units don't work. So, yes, I do actually need a new lamp. lmao.

There should be a little loop on the roof of the tent you can hook a flashlight or something onto.

I need amber lamps really bad.

Does it come with a lightbulb

I need it to know what it can do.bring me light in a dark night?

So there are people who are 100% content with the lamps they have? Seems weird to me.

You just want people to store your **** for you because you don’t have the heart to throw out your working lamps. My lamps emit light. What more could I want?

Bastard.

I've never not wanted a new lamp.

Music has always been the least of MBs concerns.

Poll is conflicting with the title. Of course I want a new lamp because I'm using a bamboo stick with a toy's LED duct taped to it with no lampshade atm, but I don't really need one.

I need a new bed side lamp. It's flickering a lot so reading is hard, and it's a lamp that's supposed to be wall mounted that I'm balancing on it's side on the bed side table. It worked for a while, but I think I should stop being so stingy and just get a new damn lamp.

I've had the same lamp for years and I could never use another one. It's the light of my life.

How very TH of you.

Nah, too much set up.

I'm a bird that loves my fan and can't take off without it. It's the wind beneath my wings.

More forced than a joke about the nature of rape jokes.

Davein tells those jokes all the time.

What's all the time?

Try again, wise guy.

I hear he also plants tulips.

I don't get it.

Then just ask Philip.

What's his deal?

He's selling half-priced CD's.

50%

Cashews?

What is this in reference to? Is this a legit question with no hidden meaning?

OK let's say it is. I am not looking for a new lamp per se, but there is a light bulb made for reading I like to get. It's so vintage looking which is really cool.


https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1tyELH...-bar-table.jpg

No hidden meaning.
I just have this theory that everyone wants a new lamp.