I've never not wanted a new lamp.

Music has always been the least of MBs concerns.

Poll is conflicting with the title. Of course I want a new lamp because I'm using a bamboo stick with a toy's LED duct taped to it with no lampshade atm, but I don't really need one.

I need a new bed side lamp. It's flickering a lot so reading is hard, and it's a lamp that's supposed to be wall mounted that I'm balancing on it's side on the bed side table. It worked for a while, but I think I should stop being so stingy and just get a new damn lamp.

I've had the same lamp for years and I could never use another one. It's the light of my life.

How very TH of you.

Nah, too much set up.

I'm a bird that loves my fan and can't take off without it. It's the wind beneath my wings.

More forced than a joke about the nature of rape jokes.

Davein tells those jokes all the time.