*rehashed

He remembers being the heaviest band in the world (according to local zines), now the only way he knows how to be heavy is by eating fried chicken and gritting his teeth.

Metallica is dad metal now. That's ok. Dads need metal too.

If they staple Jimmy's mouth shut and further the direction that they tried out on Lulu, I'd be down for some dad metal.

People hated the fact that Lulu sounded less like dad metal and more like weird uncle who never had any kids metal.

It was dad reuniting with his now junkie crew metal.

It has pretenses of being a flat surface.

I like the original ecology,Wooden top table is very good.

Wood.
Although, I can definitely see why glass top is appealing. For one thing, it looks nicer. For another thing, it's a lot lighter if you move a lot.

glass top because of all of those cute pictures of cats laying on them

Laying what on them?