I don't know why it cracks me up so much whenever you post this. Plenty of people have **** on him over the years but this is gold.

Whatcha going do if I don't shut up? Ride me like a horse, whip my heinie with a crop while yelling "who's your daddy?"

So uh yeah I have a sore throat. And my nose is dry.

I have acid reflux. I bought salt and vinegar potato chips and chocolate ice cream and junked fooded out and my digestive system is like yo **** you old man. Even on those purple pills that **** is up in my esophagus and won’t move making me cough and feel ****ty. And it tastes worse the fifth ****ing time.

I deserve it.

What a wonderful time of year to get a sh*tty cold. All my friends are home for the holidays and here I am in my room coughing and drinking tea because my throat is on fire. Wonderful.