Why

She thinks she's cool.

Because I've been coughing for a year!

Now see that's just an illusion.

Afraid of jinxing myself, but I've not been sick for more than 1½ years. I wash my hands very often now, and it's cut down radically on the amount of colds and flu I catch. I work on a school with 600 kids. Still haven't been sick since I started working here, while co-workers take turns being sick around me, since it's the season for it right now.

Now that I've said this, I'm sure I'll catch something before the year is over.

My pants are too tight.

Take a cold shower and it will go away.

What, do you build stuff on the roof?

At. At a school. In Danish there's no distinction like that, so gimme a break.

Computers, chromebooks, projectors, smartboard, 3d printers, copying machines etc. I'm the "Misc. IT stuff" guy.

I prefer the idea of you sneaking onto the roof every day to chisel sculptures and ****