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Old 12-21-2018, 10:08 AM   #181 (permalink)
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Do uncultured American swine really pronounce Gouda as "Gooda"?
Gouda fuck do I know?
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Old 12-21-2018, 10:12 AM   #182 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2018, 10:19 AM   #183 (permalink)
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I bet it's got a ton of style .



I'm putting them in a box within a box and the smaller box is full of bricks with a shrinkwrapped folder on the bottom. In the folder there's a note saying "go to the backyard" then in the backyard there'll be a note saying "go to the driveway" then in the driveway there'll be a note saying "go back to the box" because the tickets will be underneath the bottom flap of the bigger box the whole time because that bitch is always wasting my time.
That's a little better than a pack of AA batteries with a note saying "Gift Not Included".
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Old 12-21-2018, 10:43 AM   #184 (permalink)
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I bet it's got a ton of style .



I'm putting them in a box within a box and the smaller box is full of bricks with a shrinkwrapped folder on the bottom. In the folder there's a note saying "go to the backyard" then in the backyard there'll be a note saying "go to the driveway" then in the driveway there'll be a note saying "go back to the box" because the tickets will be underneath the bottom flap of the bigger box the whole time because that bitch is always wasting my time.
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Old 12-21-2018, 12:09 PM   #185 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2018, 12:31 PM   #187 (permalink)
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I was going to say that it was gouda but I then I realized how cheesy that was.


It's like "van Gogh, van Gone"... everytime someone makes that joke a Dutch baby starts to weep
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Old 12-21-2018, 02:04 PM   #188 (permalink)
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And that's why America deserves Trump.
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Old 12-21-2018, 02:24 PM   #189 (permalink)
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And that's why America deserves Trump.
Gouda man!
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