Got 8 CD's and 5 movies.

The CD's are basically various things of the sort you'd expect of me.

The movies:

Venus in Fur
Tully
Wonder Wheel
Personal Shopper
How to Talk to Girls at Parties

can't watch any of them until January, probably, but I'm very curious about all of them.

Got an all-in-one Swiss army knife kinda thing with a spatula and brush and **** for a grill. I don't have a grill. Grannie (bless her) gave me a hundred bucks so I bought myself seasons 1-3 of Slayers and the first Tenchi movie. Sweet, sweet weeb ****.

Oh and my uncle got divorced earlier this year and is already moving in with his new girlfriend and I finally met her today. I'd say my uncle and his ex-wife were both solid 8's but the new girl is a weak 6. Re. Bound.

How the fuck did Santa fit that laptop underneath that tiny ass tree?

Did you really just rate the sexiness of your aunt and uncle? Dafuq?

Morning of 26th now. Big Xmas dinner with family and friends today. Got the hams, the casseroles, the pies, the cakes, the cookies, the mashed taters, the hot buttered rum, the booze, everything!

I have eyes. And she wasn't my aunt for very long.

Nice deflection, perv.

If he wasn't my uncle I'd experiment tbh. And my ex-aunt can get it.

You lie, we all know you'd never bang a woman.

I would've farted down her throat while my uncle watched and jerked off.