She owes me more than twenty quid but I accepted some time ago that I'm not going to get it back. I didn't even lend her this money. She just said she was going supermarket, I asked for some ingredients and next thing you know it's gone and she's avoiding me.

Dear sis,

Merry Christmas where's my ****ing money?

Love,

I'm telling mom

Enjoying my Christmas socks.

https://i.imgur.com/McRb1E7.jpg

Ho ho ho.

I built a Nativity scene out of spare LEGOs. I like it. Princess Leia is Mary, Han Solo is Joseph. The three wise men are Yoda, Obi-Wan, and (Jedi) Luke. And the stable animals are skeletal horses.

Show a little skin you tease.

.

Good eye!

Yeah but seriously my dog destroyed my Han Solo action figure over two decades ago and in grief I built him a LEGO mausoleum. It's on a shelf in my closet.

Still hurts?

Bad dog.