your weirdest dreams
 

a few nights ago and also last night i had some very...strange dreams. the one from a few nights ago was more disgusting and disturbing than anything-for me anyway. for some odd reason, i was at the beach. none of my family or friends were around. it was just me. and i was making out with the lead singer of offspring. blech. now whenever i see that bleach blonde hair my stomach turns.

the dream i had last night wasnt too bad but still weird. i was riding in jesse lacey's car we pulled into burger king or mcdonalds or whatever fast food joint it was. and the dude on the speaker thing kept singing the chorus of taking back sunday-ghost man on third instead of saying "may i take your order?". which was really weird. so me and jesse ate our food and made out in the back of the car. all in all, a good dream.

now if that ^ doesnt make me sound like a teenybopper, i dont know what will. ;)

Oooerr. I've had lots.

One where Micheal Jackson was my brother, and he wasn't allowed in my house and it was wierd.

One about being in a lift and it turning into a bus...

There's been lots...

one time i dreamnt i shot myself in the head but i was still alive so i went and stole a schoolbus and then this lady i never had seen before was like you must find the lost chronichle of the saga of president kennedy so then i drove off in a bus and abe lincoln was proclaiming that he wishes the south had won so then i shot him in the arm but he just threw a knife at me and then i woke up WTF but mainly i dont dream

The one with the goldfish in jeans., Im SO not repeating it all over again.

AITA,but you must

I had a dream the other day when I woke up & thought to myself 'hmm i`m still asleep & something doesn`t feel right here , something bad will happen in a minute'

Then as if on cue my TV exploded.

Then I thought 'ahh there we go , better wake up now'

And I did

^ only you urban

one night i had the dream that i was outside of giant eagle and there were all these people outside smoking a new drug and they asked me if i wanted some so i toke it then it srated snowing and i had to cross this river to get to persons house so i wouldnt freeze and when i got there a little girl answered the door and i asked where her mom was and she opened the milbox and there wass a dead body in it..... it was freaky... i think i have a sick mind

Weirdest dream I have is that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal"....

Oh,wait what I meant to say is.

Weirdest one I can remember is from a long time ago. It involved me and dracula playing the lava game (you know the floors made of lava so you have to use couch cusions and such to get around). Somehow we ended up playing basketball in go-karts. That's as much as I can remember. I haven't really been remembering my dreams lately.

:eek: i thought i invented that game and was the only lil kid that played it!! craziness.... anyway, i dream very vividly almost ever night. the weirdest are usually really gory or ones where i marry my brother (wtf??). i have this reoccuring dream where ill be walking somewhere, we'll say a grocery store for example, and suddenly everything and everyone except me, flashes a greyish shade. then the colors return, but now they are dull, and everyone around me has turned into a zombie and i have to sever their spine or cut off their head to kill them. and for the rest of the dream im being stalked all over town by these blood-thirsty zombies. i try to hide but they always seem to turn up and it gets quite intense. Usually this ends with me getting killed and at the same time i watch myself being killed, a sort of 3rd person perspective.

I had a weird dream last night...
They decided to make my school a boarding school, so we all had to find our rooms and we were sharing with people who had the same surname as us...then it turned into a haunted house...and Zoe was there...apparently...and she fell down a hole and then they wouldnt let anyone escape and we tried to...and it was odd. I cant really remember much.

I had a dream once that I was having this huge party.. and everyone was trying this new drug that made them into schizophrenics. They were all crazy nd i was really scared so i tried looking for my 2 best friends and i found them upstairs in hte middle of the hallway doing yoga..and then they started making out lol. And my boyfriend was on a hunt to kill me. SO i went outside and saw my car parked diagonally in my driveway and i went a little closer and saw it was Full of boiling water! So i opened the doors to empty it and then once it was empty it just crumbled to the floor. And then i woke up cause i freaked out.

Another dream i had the other night was weird. See, i have a fear of house fires so my dream was that things in my house were jsut randomly catching on fire. And i was trying to put them out my throwing them in my bathtub full of water but the water wasnt putting it out. It was scary lol

if i called one of my dreams the weirdest, it'd be an insult to the others, really
all of my dreams are freakin weird
i almost always end up killing someone (in my dream, i mean) or something

one of the recent ones: so i was in a black lady's house investigating a muder and suddenly see my ex math teacher. then, when i looked away for a second, there was someone with a gun pointed at me... so i turned around to warn my teacher, but she wasn't there! then i noticed she was the one pointing the gun at me... and i was facing her, trying to run or something while she was telling me that all of the other crimes were actually her plan to kill me... before she'd pull the trigger, i decided i have to wake up and suddenly opened my eyes...

my old classmates laughed at me when i told them how fucking scared i was... i still am... godd...

Well lets see hurr....

i had this one when i robbed checkers fo' its snackpacks instead of its money. Now, the crazy thin' was.......that i didnt take the money 2, goddamn

Another is when i shot N'SYNC when they were on stage singin' Bye, Bye, Bye

Im 'bout 2 leave, so im in a rush, if i wasnt i would of gave ya lil' more detail & another few weird dreams of mine...but i think ya gots a picture of 'em

Last night, I had a dream that 3 people (which at the moment, I'm not talking to) died! It just goes to show, even if you get into a blue with friends and family, don't stop talking to them, cause it might be the last time you ever talk to them!

ahhh the rap lingo well anyway whats a checkers

I swear I'm not making this one up.

I was on this floating rectangular island that was about the size of a small apartment in the middle of the sky. Half of it was water half of it was a cliff. The water part had a bunch of pallets floating on top. I was in the middle of a battle. I didn't know either side, but instinctively knew the ones with eyepatches were on my side. I could fly, so looked around, for a retreat, since we had to get more reenforcements. I led the others through a foxhole. We were about to come out the other side where we saw streets, but I stopped them because Godzilla was walking down the street. We waited for him to pass and I ran for it, telling them to hold and wait. I ran out and was immediately chased by futuristic cop cars. Somehow, I had forgotten I could fly or something, and I quickly jumped off a cliff to a river below. But, there was giant fish, so I quickly swam into one of those green Super Mario Bros. tubes and fell through 2 layers of sheetrock onto the ground. I seen this fat blob guy shooting at me with a bazooka type gun. I woke up before anything else happened. There was probably more, but that's all I remember.

i was walking along a road and i kinda recognised it but i couldnt remember what it was called so i kept on going untili reached a house to ask where i was.i went up to this house with a yellow door and i knocked but no one answered so i knocked again and i kept on knocking and i got real angry so i screamed through the letter box and i tried to push my way through but the letterbox got smaller and smaller and my face got trapped and i was getting crushed and i realised that it was my old house and the lady that bought it was like."im so so sorry."

it was wierd.
i dont think i got my face back either.

checkers is a fastfood place, a really good fastfood place.....ya dont have checkers at where eva ya are?!!!! thats sad :hphones:

last night i dreamt i was sitting outside having a drink and it was dark and i checked my watch and it was 2pm and i was late for work so i ran and got dressed and then i woke up.... :D

haha

wow, i just realised something
maybe we live in our dreams and what we think is our real life is actually a dream!!!!!
uh oh

aaww man now im all confused!!!!

hmmm, :usehead: i dont think so

brrrr

i forgot to post this when it actually happened but ill recall it anyway. a few weeks ago i had this dream that i was watching tv and there was some kind of 80s appreciation concert on the tv. sum 41 (who else?) came on first, although i forget what song they sang, and they were dressed like pain for pleasure. anyway thats not the weird part. after they were done, afi came on. but davyes face was...ugh. his lips were 10 times their normal size and were black, like they had been punched a million times. and his face was all black and blue and his eyes were basically closed shut from what looked like black bruises. either he got beaten the crap out of or turned into an elephant. im not sure. but it was freaky.

wanna know what i saw in my weirdest dream?

http://i02-3.thefacebook.com/pics/0/...00033_1035.jpg


nuttin personal against GWB, just thought this pic was hilarious!!!

i ****in' knew it!!!!!!

see i got almost the same evidence
http://bitumen.cyber-poll.hu/pic/bush-monkey.jpg
bush the missin' link if ya know what i mean

do you think all of those pictures are coincidences?

hmmmm.......

coincidences my ass...no offense 2 ya of course

all those who believe in evolution are standin up sayin "I friggin told you so!!!"

LOL

Just remembered another one. Sort of. Have you ever awoken in the middle of the night and right down something funny from your dream. I'm still trying to figure out what I meant by "Sleepwalking Hitler".

i always have dreams of me falling down from high places. the most intense one was the kkk monster thing, of which i made a thread about a while ago.