your weirdest dreams
 

a few nights ago and also last night i had some very...strange dreams. the one from a few nights ago was more disgusting and disturbing than anything-for me anyway. for some odd reason, i was at the beach. none of my family or friends were around. it was just me. and i was making out with the lead singer of offspring. blech. now whenever i see that bleach blonde hair my stomach turns.

the dream i had last night wasnt too bad but still weird. i was riding in jesse lacey's car we pulled into burger king or mcdonalds or whatever fast food joint it was. and the dude on the speaker thing kept singing the chorus of taking back sunday-ghost man on third instead of saying "may i take your order?". which was really weird. so me and jesse ate our food and made out in the back of the car. all in all, a good dream.

now if that ^ doesnt make me sound like a teenybopper, i dont know what will. ;)

Oooerr. I've had lots.

One where Micheal Jackson was my brother, and he wasn't allowed in my house and it was wierd.

One about being in a lift and it turning into a bus...

There's been lots...

one time i dreamnt i shot myself in the head but i was still alive so i went and stole a schoolbus and then this lady i never had seen before was like you must find the lost chronichle of the saga of president kennedy so then i drove off in a bus and abe lincoln was proclaiming that he wishes the south had won so then i shot him in the arm but he just threw a knife at me and then i woke up WTF but mainly i dont dream

The one with the goldfish in jeans., Im SO not repeating it all over again.

AITA,but you must

I had a dream the other day when I woke up & thought to myself 'hmm i`m still asleep & something doesn`t feel right here , something bad will happen in a minute'

Then as if on cue my TV exploded.

Then I thought 'ahh there we go , better wake up now'

And I did

^ only you urban

one night i had the dream that i was outside of giant eagle and there were all these people outside smoking a new drug and they asked me if i wanted some so i toke it then it srated snowing and i had to cross this river to get to persons house so i wouldnt freeze and when i got there a little girl answered the door and i asked where her mom was and she opened the milbox and there wass a dead body in it..... it was freaky... i think i have a sick mind

Weirdest dream I have is that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal"....

Oh,wait what I meant to say is.

Weirdest one I can remember is from a long time ago. It involved me and dracula playing the lava game (you know the floors made of lava so you have to use couch cusions and such to get around). Somehow we ended up playing basketball in go-karts. That's as much as I can remember. I haven't really been remembering my dreams lately.

:eek: i thought i invented that game and was the only lil kid that played it!! craziness.... anyway, i dream very vividly almost ever night. the weirdest are usually really gory or ones where i marry my brother (wtf??). i have this reoccuring dream where ill be walking somewhere, we'll say a grocery store for example, and suddenly everything and everyone except me, flashes a greyish shade. then the colors return, but now they are dull, and everyone around me has turned into a zombie and i have to sever their spine or cut off their head to kill them. and for the rest of the dream im being stalked all over town by these blood-thirsty zombies. i try to hide but they always seem to turn up and it gets quite intense. Usually this ends with me getting killed and at the same time i watch myself being killed, a sort of 3rd person perspective.