Could you kick my ass?
 

I’ll fight you.

Absolutely. But It would be considered a hate crime for beating up a mentally ill senior citizen :beer: ;)

Depends if you're f*cking with somebody I love. F*ck with me, whatever, I hate myself and can't really be bothered. You f*ck with my family or friends and straight murder your ass.

I voted Idk.

Can i pass and laugh at your obituary instead?

Love > War

Let's all fuck instead

Only if you get some sort of sexual gratification out of it.

lol

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For such a liberal guy you sure have some regressive attitudes toward manliness.

Respects

I will **** your girlfriend or sister or mom or whatever

I’ll take the murdering for that

My dick is shameless

Why yes, I do indeed get some sort of sexual gratification out of fucking.

Yes you may my good sir

Sold!!!

Lube my anus with a tilapia first thanx

I'll beat you up just for saying yeppers

Yes, it would be so one sided that guys would have to pull me away.

Of course the victory is sealed only through rape

I’d rather kiss

Get elph in on that--he can use some tips on how to pull out.

That's not gratifying for either of us.

I stick my dick in but it will get stuck

I imagine fighting OH would be like fighting someone on bath salts.

"Could you kick my ass?"
I didn't know you lived on a farm. Do you also have chickens, pigs and goats?

A bit late to go for thread of the year.

No it sure aintly

What is problem? I try make joke funny. Do not the ass and the chicken and the pig and the goats live together on farm?

I'd touch you with the jab.