No tats for me.
My body is a temple. (jk, it's not).
I dig heavily tattooed chicks a la Dwn, but more in porn than in RL. Overly 'alternative' people are often annoying in big doses.

Way back when I lived in Portland I learned the more “interesting” a person looked the more boring they were in reality. In the south people who look weird usually are pretty weird. In fact, people are more peculiar down south in general.

Do you look like the weirdo you are, Occ?

Get it done on your cock. You can make the ghost dance every time you shake it or jerk off.

You could also get Betty Boop's face and head inked into your scrotum.

I don’t have any tattoos or piercings

I never comb my hair or shave

I don’t give a **** how bad I smell. I hate deodorants and scented soap and ****.

I wear shorts and a cotton t-shirt no matter what (unless it’s like below 40 degrees F which is like two days a year here maybe)

My t-shirts usually have stains and holes in them

I wear adidas tennis shoes at work (the treadsafe kitchen shoes fell apart already) and sandals when I’m off

I wear baseball or trucker hats about half the time

I always have headphones or earbuds in my ears even when I sleep (I got waterproof ones)

hot

IKR

That’s why I get my dick sucked

For anyone who likes portrait tats, Amy Edwards is pretty insane: https://www.instagram.com/amyedwardstattoo/?hl=en

Tattoo realism

Figures you’re impressed

I actually dont like those kind of tattoos much, but theyre very well done.