You could've told her that you had a black heart, and then blasted some Sisters of Mercy

Never fails

So do you have flowers or butterflies back there?

dolphins

You should get a matching scratch-and-sniff tuna tattoo

I met this big native dude who had dolphins tattood under his eyes. He sounded just like DMX too. He told me a random funny story about his first homosexual experience. He was like "Man, I didn't get layed for two weeks and I started going crazy. I let a dude suck my dick. I ain't really gay, but it felt good like a mother ****er when I hit the back of his throat. Man, I made a mistake!". I don't know why he told me this ****.

I'd get this on my forehead.

https://i.imgur.com/ec2T5Ja.png?1

i would get stuff like jeff hardy

but i would kinda get tats from different artist from around the world

i wouldnt get lame **** like tribal tats and pacific or japan or any region style tats when im not even of that nationality

ive seen white guys from usa with like pacific samoa type tats im like wtf Bro or chinnse letters n stuff thats like cringe LOL