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01-21-2019, 09:09 PM | #212 (permalink) |
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I thought that he simply intimated that he was going to murder someone, not directly threatened. And as a weapons expert, I can assuredly tell you that a bullet cannot travel from California to Florida
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01-21-2019, 09:23 PM | #216 (permalink) |
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Okay. So the joke is that [MERIT] is facetiously negating Chula's threats against OccultHawk, in which Chula threatened to fatally injure OccultHawk with a pneumatic projectile launcher, by insisting that a bullet cannot reach from one coast of the United States to another. The humor of this joke arises with its ridiculous logic, as it's implied in the original threat that Chula would travel to OccultHawk's location in order to murder him (it should be noted that this implication is inherent in any threat referencing personal harm). However, [MERIT] interprets the threat overly-literally as Chula wanting to fire his weapon at OccultHawk from his current position.
The average 9mm bullet travels approximately 2,200 meters before losing momentum, however the rough distance between California and Florida is 4,349 kilometers. This makes it impossible for a bullet to travel that distance when shot, and the feigned ignorance of that fact is joke contained within [MERIT]'s post. |
01-21-2019, 09:28 PM | #217 (permalink) | |
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It wasn't just that, he didn't even get banned until a while after the post. It was just cited as a reason. He went off on a tangent and was literally begging to be banned. That's when it happened.
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01-21-2019, 09:34 PM | #218 (permalink) |
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I bet if he had posted a picture of a Magnum Research / Israeli Military Industries .50 Desert Eagle instead of his puny Austrian Glock, the situation would have been entirely copacetic. Fuckin' gun snobs . . .
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01-21-2019, 09:55 PM | #220 (permalink) | |
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What didn't have anything to do with OH?
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