Burgers
 

Talkin' 'bout burgers.

****, I meant to post a poll about how people like their burgers, but MB was like "Nah, not today." Can a mod put one up (well done, medium, rare, etc.)?

Ha ha, thanks for the mod ting, Exo.

rare

all else is for homosexuals

Safe white people go for medium >>

McDonalds - well done
In frowntown - rare to medium, depends on heavy i want my meal to be

Proud cock lover and eater of well done burgers here.

Bob's

Ask for rare and they just give you a frozen patty.

You'll be alright. The tapeworm eggs are fantastic.

I cook it until its cooked. We discussed the safety of it before on here. I cook it until its cooked whether its safe to eat pink or not.

Rare is still cooked yo.

Barely. Cooked all the way through please.

**** that **** let mine bleed.

I didn't do anything today but I'll still take credit for it. You're welcome.

Medium-rare or else you square.

Rare means raw in the middle.

why are the poll results private i want to judge people on their bad taste

Still cooked.

Still takes cooking to bring a burger from raw to rare.

I'll bet you're medium rare white trash.

If you put enough jalapenos on a burger, and I put a f*ck ton, you can be all the white trash you want at medium raw.

New Jersey Burger:

Big fat hunk of pork roll smothered in heroin and smooshed between two pieces of fried cheese.

The Batlard:

Piece of raw beef sandwiched between two other pieces of raw beef.

I'm sorry guys but rare burgers seem wrong to me.

Steak yes burgers no.

Just try it out. Eating human flesh the first time felt weird to me but i got used to it. I'm sure that a burger of it would be similar.

lmao

Just almost peed myself. Close Ori, but no cigar.

Sear the **** out of the outer layer of meat till you have some crispy crust, but always keep the middle stuff pink. *do I even have to wink?*

Alright, now I just did piss myself.

That is one esoteric starter. I approve.

I can't remember what got posted when we discussed it before but with steak it's OK as the bacteria that can make you ill is on the surface so you can eat it rare but with burgers the surface area is everywhere as it's been minced.

I think someone said in theory you can get ill from rare burgers but it's very unlikely.

It’s actually pretty ****ing likely

Just worth the risk

It's a ****ing burger! dive in jasper.

That person would be me and I stand by it.

Your post does make me wonder though: could you put a super rare steak through a grinder and make a burger out of it?

Are you stroking again?

Yaf....

Yes.

But if you were sane at all you’d grind the steak raw then cook it to order.

Let's do it madhouse.

Bourdain was 100% clear on this. Look it up.

No cheap jokes please.

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

-Malcolm X

Medium-well. No pink, but still juicy.

Would you like me to run a Geiger counter over your steak as well?

I’m pretty sure he’s gone bad. How long has it been?