That's depressing

At IU there’s a cookie baking store that delivers called “Baked”, so one would commonly say to their friends “let’s get baked!” while hammered on a Friday and call them for delivery. That place got SLAMMED on weekends, we’re talking the delivery would be estimated at 2+ hours even at like 1 am

Indiana sure sounds exciting.

One night in particular I remember ordering Baked...while baked, and this was very early in my smoking career so I still got absolutely blasted... and I swear they were the greatest thing I ever tasted

What a madman.

"Joint Burger" and it's a unified McDonald's/Burger King where the employees compete to give customers blank stares until they go eat at the less hostile store.

There are like a handful of places dotted around the core cities. But it's growing quite quickly.

So you're saying that where you live, burger joints are.....rare?

How come they don't fry beef? Is that a thing they tried and then pretended never existed because it was so awful?

Well done.