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Tell your parents or whoever to burn their culinary degrees.

They don't have culinary degrees.

Obviously.

Kiiii be like "I need bacon now, bro, **** a pan and a stove!"

I don't really.like bacon that much. I'll eat it but it's not like I freak put over it.

Is this some kind of dance?

I think he meant "freak putt" where you masturbate over something you like to mark your territory.

Fluff has never been to a remotely decent burger joint if hes never been asked how he wants his cooked

Anyway burgers I like medium tbh, though steaks i go rare->medium rare

Freak out* I'm on my phone most of the time and I don't proofread.