Burgers

~~Cuthbert~~ · 08-23-2018, 06:48 PM

I'm sorry guys but rare burgers seem wrong to me.

Steak yes burgers no.

**Frownland** · 08-23-2018, 06:49 PM

Just try it out. Eating human flesh the first time felt weird to me but i got used to it. I'm sure that a burger of it would be similar.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 08-23-2018, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

The Batlard:

Piece of raw beef sandwiched between two other pieces of raw beef.

🍔🍟The Batlord set menu🍟🍔

To drink: Steel Reserve in a can, matured for two days left open on a windowsill

Starter: Tomato soup, served in dog's bowl

Main course: Batlard burger. Piece of raw beef topped with pubes and sandwiched between two pieces of raw beef. Served with unwashed rice and Ketchup.

Dessert: There isn't one. Fuck off and eat shit, ***got.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 08-23-2018, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Just try it out. Eating human flesh the first time felt weird to me but i got used to it. I'm sure that a burger of it would be similar.

lmao

Chula Vista · 08-23-2018, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

The Batlard:

Piece of raw beef sandwiched between two other pieces of raw beef.

Just almost peed myself. Close Ori, but no cigar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluff

I'm sorry guys but rare burgers seem wrong to me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Just try it out.

Sear the **** out of the outer layer of meat till you have some crispy crust, but always keep the middle stuff pink. *do I even have to wink?*

Chula Vista · 08-23-2018, 07:13 PM

Alright, now I just did piss myself.

**Frownland** · 08-23-2018, 07:13 PM

That is one esoteric starter. I approve.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 08-23-2018, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Just almost peed myself. Close Ori, but no cigar.

Sear the **** out of the outer layer of meat till you have some crispy crust, but always keep the middle stuff pink. *do I even have to wink?*

I can't remember what got posted when we discussed it before but with steak it's OK as the bacteria that can make you ill is on the surface so you can eat it rare but with burgers the surface area is everywhere as it's been minced.

I think someone said in theory you can get ill from rare burgers but it's very unlikely.

OccultHawk · 08-23-2018, 07:15 PM

It’s actually pretty ****ing likely

Just worth the risk

Chula Vista · 08-23-2018, 07:16 PM

It's a ****ing burger! dive in jasper.

View Poll Results: How Do You Like Your Burger, Fatty?
Well Done	3	16.67%
Medium	8	44.44%
Rare	4	22.22%
Etc	3	16.67%
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08-23-2018, 06:49 PM	#22 (permalink)
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08-23-2018, 07:13 PM	#26 (permalink)
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08-23-2018, 07:13 PM	#27 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	That is one esoteric starter. I approve. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-23-2018, 07:15 PM	#29 (permalink)
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08-23-2018, 06:48 PM	#21 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	I'm sorry guys but rare burgers seem wrong to me. Steak yes burgers no.

08-23-2018, 07:16 PM	#30 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	It's a ing burger! dive in jasper. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”