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Old 12-13-2020, 08:48 PM   #851 (permalink)
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Do you have thoughts on all the rumors of Dolly Parton being a lesbian?
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I was JUST telling my roommate about this the other day. I totally believe it. Lavender marriages have always been a thing in hollywood after all. Also apparently it's quite easy for her to blend in and go incognito when she's not in her Dolly Parton drag, so there's that.

Also lesbians (IMO) : Whitney Houston, Anna Nicole Smith, and Marilyn Monroe.
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Old 12-13-2020, 08:57 PM   #852 (permalink)
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Please continue about all of it.

And I'm no Dolly historian but from what I've heard I believe it as well. I mean she might really just be an angel but her sheer embrace of the gay community while being a country artist is a bit unprecedented.
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Old 12-13-2020, 09:31 PM   #853 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2020, 09:42 PM   #854 (permalink)
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any woman who writes ballads might be gay because women are way better inspiration for that sorta thing
Self contradicting elph self contradicts.
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Old 12-14-2020, 12:01 AM   #855 (permalink)
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Please continue about all of it.

And I'm no Dolly historian but from what I've heard I believe it as well. I mean she might really just be an angel but her sheer embrace of the gay community while being a country artist is a bit unprecedented.
All of it you say??? Including the rest of my Taylor Swift thoughts? I will continue tomorrow, then. (I apologize to everyone else in advance)

Taylor Swift, too, since leaving her record label has been much more loudly supportive (as opposed to quietly donating without much fanfare, as she did in her earlier years) of the gay community/LGBT issues. She was even rightfully accused of queerbaiting during the Lover era after she abruptly started throwing a ton of gay imagery in everything (her wardrobe, music videos, promo videos etc) only to then have yet another panicked #NoHomo moment in a magazine interview. This is a distinct pattern she has. I believe there is even a video clip (filmed during the making of that dreadful music video for "Me") of her saying that the 3 things she'd choose to describe her as a a person would be cowboy boots, GAY PRIDE, and .. forgot the last thing, but still. She said this out loud, rather nonchalantly. But anyway I'll continue with that tomorrow, after I talk about Dolly and Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith (and compulsory heterosexuality and the closeted bisexual experience and how it can lead one to develop a weird alternate persona for the sole purpose of enduring men while protecting your actual core self/cosplaying as a straight woman.. all the while being totally emotionally detached from it all and sexually dead/bored to death even if you seem to be some kind of nympho on the surface. or something. I haven't actually ever managed to properly articulate that whole thing yet so it probably won't make much sense. As you can see I'm TOTALLY not just wildly projecting onto these famous women at all!!! *sweats* )

Oh and Paris Hilton is gay too. Sensed major gay or bisexual vibes in her documentary, especially when she reunited with her "best friend" from one of the abusive Troubled Teen schools her parents sent her to.

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Old 12-14-2020, 12:13 AM   #856 (permalink)
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Idk how strong your video editing skills but you definitely have enough material on this subject for a dope video essay youtube channel.
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Old 12-14-2020, 01:39 AM   #857 (permalink)
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@Chio This DEFINITELY needs its own elaborate thread, I love it. Your really nailed Taylor Swift with the ambitious horse girl comment, her strange aura explains why I've been intrigued by her even without being into her music. Oh and I absolutely will explain your theories to my Taylor Swift obsessed friend, he needs to know about this
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Old 12-14-2020, 02:17 AM   #858 (permalink)
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Oh also, any thoughts about the uncanny gay energy of Carly Rae Jepsen's music? I have no idea about her as a person (the only things I know about her are the music and memery) but her music just nails the Gay Angst and Longing as if it's channelling some queer mystery source.
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Old 12-14-2020, 06:04 AM   #859 (permalink)
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Queerbait, all of it.

All recorded music ever, even the gay artists.

All. Queerbait.
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