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Old 09-28-2020, 11:02 AM   #401 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2020, 11:32 AM   #402 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2020, 01:09 PM   #403 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-28-2020, 01:12 PM   #404 (permalink)
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And you still haven't told us the story. Tell us and earn your queer cred
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Old 09-28-2020, 02:31 PM   #405 (permalink)
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I've told the story so many times that it's tedious to tell it again. But FINE...

So me, my hetero life mate, and a gay friend of ours were hanging out with the gay dude's friends in a garage cause one of them lived there with her lesbian lover and we could all get wasted without any rents around.

Me and the gay dude were apparently sharing a big bottle of tequila (the gay drug) and downed the whole thing in less than an hour. ****faced to say the least. So as we were wont to do we started mock arguing and insulting each other's ethnic heritage except super drunk and loud and obnoxious to everyone around us and then apropos of nothing he asked still shouting if I wanted to make out and it seemed like a good idea so I shouted back yes and then we just started slobbing on each other while everyone else (including the guy in the wheelchair) just stared in shock. Then we went to the back of the garage behind some boxes and **** for privacy and did stuff.
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Old 09-28-2020, 02:46 PM   #406 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2020, 03:02 PM   #407 (permalink)
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I've told the story so many times that it's tedious to tell it again. But FINE...

So me, my hetero life mate, and a gay friend of ours were hanging out with the gay dude's friends in a garage cause one of them lived there with her lesbian lover and we could all get wasted without any rents around.

Me and the gay dude were apparently sharing a big bottle of tequila (the gay drug) and downed the whole thing in less than an hour. ****faced to say the least. So as we were wont to do we started mock arguing and insulting each other's ethnic heritage except super drunk and loud and obnoxious to everyone around us and then apropos of nothing he asked still shouting if I wanted to make out and it seemed like a good idea so I shouted back yes and then we just started slobbing on each other while everyone else (including the guy in the wheelchair) just stared in shock. Then we went to the back of the garage behind some boxes and **** for privacy and did stuff.
And then you woke up at home in your bed and realized you were late for school?

This version is so much more embellished than the other times I've heard it!
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Old 09-28-2020, 03:08 PM   #408 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2020, 03:11 PM   #409 (permalink)
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I've told the story so many times that it's tedious to tell it again. But FINE...

So me, my hetero life mate, and a gay friend of ours were hanging out with the gay dude's friends in a garage cause one of them lived there with her lesbian lover and we could all get wasted without any rents around.

Me and the gay dude were apparently sharing a big bottle of tequila (the gay drug) and downed the whole thing in less than an hour. ****faced to say the least. So as we were wont to do we started mock arguing and insulting each other's ethnic heritage except super drunk and loud and obnoxious to everyone around us and then apropos of nothing he asked still shouting if I wanted to make out and it seemed like a good idea so I shouted back yes and then we just started slobbing on each other while everyone else (including the guy in the wheelchair) just stared in shock. Then we went to the back of the garage behind some boxes and **** for privacy and did stuff.
Hey, I'd never heard it! This is quality stuff, beautifully told. 10/10
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Old 09-28-2020, 03:17 PM   #410 (permalink)
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And then you woke up at home in your bed and realized you were late for school?

This version is so much more embellished than the other times I've heard it!
Cause I'm just drunk enough to be enthusiastic but not enough to be woozy so it's perfect storytelling time.

It's also nice to know that questioning the veracity of gay claims and experiences is now permissable in this thread. Or maybe just when they take the spotlight off you.
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