The queer corner

BassoonPlatoon · 08-12-2018, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

What the **** are you talking about?

Yeah man stop hating straight people. That's something we can all get behind, just like ***s who get behind other ***s and have hardcore gay butt sex.

I do not think I follow you. I do not think these responses are warranted based on anything I said.

Chula Vista · 08-13-2018, 12:18 AM

Boy + Girl = Happy

Boy + Boy = Happy

Girl + Girl = Happy

Bat + A stray dog =

DwnWthVwls · 08-13-2018, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Bat + A stray dog =

All animals deserve love. This doesn't seem fair.

Oriphiel · 08-13-2018, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Thanks. I tend to be a hermit anyway, so it's not as if I'd be in daily peril even if I allowed myself to dress like a flamboyant beacon of sin and do whatever (I'd probably need to move to New Orleans for that) -- the frustrating part is just the churning inner turmoil.

I am totally open to living in someone's shed/basement/attic in Canada or wherever. My next job won't even be paying me enough to live off of, so I'm not attached to anything here at all whatsoever. (But it's kind of hard to plan a move when you want to bring your best friend who happens to have a very sensitive blind cat that needs to be considered)

On the topic of AYAOTD, I still haven't made it past the end of season 4/season 5 because it is so agonizingly, brazenly awful (and not in a fun way like the first two seasons)

Now I'm just imagining you moving up north and living above a bakery with a talking pet moose, like a Canadian version of Kiki's Delivery Service.

Worst case scenario, you and your friend could probably buy an old RV, though I don't know how well the cat would adjust to it. I work at a campground, and we get a lot of people between jobs who live out of vehicles. We even used to let one or two stay for free every season, until one lady stole a bunch of ****.

And let me just say, inner turmoil ****ing sucks. It's like, you finally manage to get away from people for five seconds, and yet they keep bouncing around in your head anyway. Should charge those ****ers rent. And then self loathing shows up, and is like "Yo, we havin' a party?" and invites his buds, paralyzing fear and crippling self doubt. And then you're awake at 2:00 A.M., writing a story about a guy who finds out that all his **** is being stolen by invisible goblins, and surfing through the selection of novelty cups on Amazon in another tab. And besides the type of inner turmoil where you feel like forcibly clawing bad memories out of your brain, there's also the kind where you're just ****ing done with the world, and want to practice Hokuto Shinken in a cave hidden behind a waterfall. **** sucks.

Btw, I've seen every single episode of AYAOTD, even the meh ones, and I regret nothing.

DwnWthVwls · 08-13-2018, 07:51 AM

I see you as more of a pterodactyl than a bat.

Psy-Fi · 08-13-2018, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I see you as more of a pterodactyl than a bat.

adidasss · 08-13-2018, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I don't particularly like the guy, but he can act.

Trans fat?

I'd just like to say that I was expecting to see Will Young acting in that clip, so I'd like my minute and a half back please...:/

Is this what you do? Is that why your nick is trollheart? Have I been trollhearted??

~~Cuthbert~~ · 08-13-2018, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

I'd just like to say that I was expecting to see Will Young acting in that clip, so I'd like my minute and a half back please...:/

Is this what you do? Is that why your nick is trollheart? Have I been trollhearted??

I think he'd better leave right now.

Trollheart · 08-13-2018, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Now I'm just imagining you moving up north and living above a bakery with a talking pet moose, like a Canadian version of Kiki's Delivery Service.

You want Netflix's email?

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Should charge those ****ers rent. And then self loathing shows up, and is like "Yo, we havin' a party?" and invites his buds, paralyzing fear and crippling self doubt.

See, this is why you're a natural writer and why I love you.
But

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And then you're awake at 2:00 A.M., writing a story about a guy who finds out that all his **** is being stolen by invisible goblins

I'm stealing this.

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I actually think its more akin to the saying "marry and you will regret it, don't marry and you will regret that too!"

only the Bat and dog come out satisfied as nature didn't play the cruel trick of letting them consider it

Also bats are just cool, I'd like to be a bat thanks

I'm assuming he meant our Bat ie Batty?

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Originally Posted by adidasss

I'd just like to say that I was expecting to see Will Young acting in that clip, so I'd like my minute and a half back please...:/

Is this what you do? Is that why your nick is trollheart? Have I been trollhearted??

Sorry; it was just an example to show you that the show exists and that you should really watch it. He acts pretty well. I have to admit I didn't run it through to see if he was actually in it.

Despite my name, I actually don't troll. Ask anyone. Except that guy.

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Originally Posted by Fluff

I think he'd better leave right now.

Oriphiel · 08-13-2018, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

See, this is why you're a natural writer and why I love you.

08-13-2018, 12:18 AM	#212 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Boy + Girl = Happy Boy + Boy = Happy Girl + Girl = Happy Bat + A stray dog = __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”