Pabst Blue Ribbon vs. Milwaukee's Best
 

Milwaukee's finest drunk retard beers are competing for dominance. Choose.

Paper Tiger? OMG **** you, you commie tourist prick.

Never tasted any of these.

I vote for the one that has the higher abv.

I haven't had either, but I've seen PBR down town, so I know I can try that one out easily enough.

No one knows or likes those bands.

Can't get enough of that wonderful
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I do. Wasn't he the guy who played with Bowie on Ziggy Stardust? :D

You will not trick me into praising PBR, nice try.

PBR

I mean WTF? Are you kidding?

No Johnny Marr sang Ring of Fire.

X are amazing punk who I've repped this very day, Johnny Marr was the guitarist for the Smiths, but yeah I don't know the last guy. But **** you, you're a white hip hop pleb.

But seriously can we all not agree that a beer that goes down like literal water is better than a beer that is actively offensive? PBR > The Beast

I like beer with a strong flavor, but if that strong flavor was one of urine and ball sweat, then sure, I'd rather have watery blandness.

Truly bad beer is worse than no beer.

This is clearly not my philosophy. If it gets you wasted then all is forgiven. The problem with **** like this is that I'd need to be in a hanging out with bros scenario to drink enough to keep up with my buzz, otherwise I'd be hanging out with myself and underdrink and it might as well be water.

Church.

Bro

Can we please tag team some bitch together while we’re at it?

We’ll go get hammered on PBR. You just look like you look. I’ll do the talking.

I’m just saying if they want your dick you tell them I’m part of the bargain

I’ll do everything else to get it to that point

OK I’m gonna admit you don’t need any help from me

I’m asking for charity bro

Throw this dog a bone brother

Bat we’d just have to pussy hunt old school letting the best man win

We’d both get some goddamn

Pussy - grunt

I just wanna get drunk with ya'll I don't want any of this desperate **** tbh.

Pussy is on the agenda son

You remember when you were bitching about Fugazi for being a fratboy band? Well congrats.

Mosque

Church

Find me the bitches who don't like either of you and we'll talk about you behind your backs.

If you wanna be one of the girls while the men play fine

I would love to be one of the guys who doesn't say things like "while the men play". Seeing as how I'm not a frat guy or an alpha.

Come on bro - you forced my hand

I’d do whatever you wanted - **** man I’ve worshipped you for years now

I'm not that guy tbh. Not even trying to sound PC I'm just not whatever the hell you're talking about.

You’re not about having a good ****ing time? What the **** are you on?

Are you jelly of me and elph?

Nah you're getting confused. That was Bruno Marrs. Or was it The Marrs Volta? Didn't they write Life on Marrs? Man, could go for some marrzipan right about now.
This is not a true statement.
fixed that for ya, Hawkster. :thumb:

I'm not a girl chaser I guess. I'm lazy, self-conscious, awkward, ****ing weird, and not particularly into pursuing people who I wouldn't want to talk to if they were men.

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This record is so ****ing dope

PBR actually tastes pretty good. Beast, not so much.

This but the impossible hipster in me is pulling for PBR tall bois.

Is PBR still a hipster thing? It’s been a while so I kind of figured it was passé by now.

The craft brew craze has definitely stolen some folks but yeah pbr is still v much associated with hipsters and burnouts and "struggling artists."

im guessing Milwaukee best is different than old Milwaukee but ive never heard of the beast

pbr and old mill are drinkable cheap beer tho

You should get a complimentary bottle of aspirin with your purchase of either of those.

Beast is just a nickname for best and Old Milwaukee is fine