Is Creeping Around Peoples' House and Watching Their TV a Valid Form of Entertainment
 

not even th could make a thread this bad

I think this and the vinyl siding thread should count as two strikes in a 3 strikes and you're permabanned situation.

Steel Reserve :cool:

Have you ever been drunk, smoking a cigarette in your backyard, saw your neighbor's dog jump up on their back door after presumably taking a ****, the neighbor immediately let them in the back door, the dog got on their couch right against their back window that you could clearly see from your vantage point in your backyard, and then you could see dogs on your neighbor's giant TV as if your neighbor and his dog were watching TV about dogs and thought about making this thread? Cause that is literally what just happened to me and it feels somehow important.

lmao way to bury the lead

i leave on dog videos when my pooch is going to be home alone

Why thank you.
No

Yeah sure why wouldn't I?

Am I gonna have to walk on land to freak people out?

Could you people do something fun while I'm watching Jaws?

Dude, what?

No, you do that already :D

Doing a Frownland now? Talking to your previous posts? Or is that a Blank?

Doing the Frownland just means dancing like a cracker

Classic.

Yeah. Yes it is.

And just to be clear I'm not talking about breaking and entering, just watching someone's TV through their window. I'm not a creeper.

It depends what’s on TV.

But you can't know till you creep.

So whatcha watching tonight? I got some time to kill and a new ski mask.

The stack of TROs against you says otherwise.
And plane fare to Texas?

You don't know my life, bitch.

Oops! Touched a nerve there, did I? :finger:

I'm no longer in Texas; I'm stuck in Louisiana for the time being. Someone please send help :c

Anne of Green Gables (which everyone knows is the sexiest show)

*creeps away*

Your ticket is on the way. Is super-super-super-ultra-mega-super-economy ok? Might take a few years' round trip, but worth it.

Not as much green as I was expecting but still more green that I'd expect from a non-Irish airport.

How much more Irish can you get than Dublin Airport???

No shamrocks tbh.

Look again: they're there. Odd choice, I'll agree, to have green shamrocks on a green tail, but then, this is Ireland!

I hear that you guys have a lot of really short lepers out there. Is that true?

I hear they're just con artists.

No it's just a con.
Damn. :(

I'd feel bad that we made the same joke but it took you about three days to come up with that.

I posted it like sixteen hours after you. You probably need to go back to school and learn to count. Also, time zones. :finger: Also, I did it better. Also, **** off.
Also ... nothing else. Also.

Don't worry guy, the joke wasn't funny regardless.

Kiiii only mentioned one guy so I think he's talking to you Trollheart.

My name's not Guy.