The Men Getting Hit in the Nards Remembrance Thread

The Batlord · 07-08-2018, 04:09 PM

I looked it up once and the reason that getting hit in the balls causes nausea is because something about the growing process as a child distributes pain receptors between the balls and the stomach that are linked for no ****ing good reason other than that they started out together. **** life.

Lisnaholic · 07-09-2018, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

Dunno when the last one was but a bad one was when I cycled into a railing when I was about 9 or 10. Came forward off the seat at a decent speed and into the frame of the bike and my balls took the full force. I remember it burning.

Was in front of a pub car park full of people. Cycled off quickly as if nothing happened.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I would have said **** it I don't care about these people Imma curl up on the ground in the fetal position until I don't feel like throwing up.

^ Fluff is British, though. Good for him!

(I also remember that "waves of nausea" feeling, though so long ago I've forgotten the circs. Interesting that most of these annecdotes date back to childhood: I guess we all learn to look after our valuables pretty early in life!

Plankton · 07-09-2018, 01:41 PM

It's happened a few times, and even fairly recently, where something would smack one in just the right spot without even any real force to it, like a small twig/branch swinging back and hitting the bulls eye just enough to make you wince.

...then, there's this guy:

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