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Old 07-08-2018, 02:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Dunno when the last one was but a bad one was when I cycled into a railing when I was about 9 or 10. Came forward off the seat at a decent speed and into the frame of the bike and my balls took the full force. I remember it burning.

Was in front of a pub car park full of people. Cycled off quickly as if nothing happened.
I would have said **** it I don't care about these people Imma curl up on the ground in the fetal position until I don't feel like throwing up.

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I landed on the middle of my bike as a kid and had to get surgery because it caused damage to my "parts". So yeah.
Both cringe and lol.
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Old 07-08-2018, 02:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The frame? Sounds like you did what I did
Probably. Did you have to have surgery?
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Probably. Did you have to have surgery?
No, it was painful but not that bad
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Old 07-08-2018, 03:13 PM   #14 (permalink)
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TFW you bust a nut so hard you need medical attention.
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Old 07-08-2018, 03:16 PM   #15 (permalink)
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No, it was painful but not that bad
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TFW you bust a nut so hard you need medical attention.
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one of my childhood friend’s needed surgery too

just caught a swift kick and his balls weren’t having it that day
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Getting hit in the balls might not feel like child birth but at least you have nine months to prepare for that whereas a swift kick to the testes is always possible and always looming in the backs of our minds.
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This thread is making me so uncomfortable.
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I remember when I was 5 or 6 I kicked a kid in the balls in the name of science because I saw it on TV and didn't believe it. His friend found me the next day and kicked me in the balls and I blacked out.

Worst for me though was a douchebag with a flip flop who didn't hit my balls very hard but with exact precision. I felt the pain all the way up through my back up to my skull and my legs failed. If I had eaten any time before that I probably would've thrown up because I dry heaved a bit. It was rough and it took about 20-30 minutes before I even tried walking.
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