Lol

What can I say I love a man in uniform

Yeah but what about your dog?
Ours don't seem to be too bothered. They're too cool to worry. Or they fall asleep. Either way it's good.
I imagine if you play with them to take their mind off it?
Hey, wherever you can get your lovin' right? :D
Congrats again man! :beer:

Thanks. Gonna let the Rat fly tonight.

:laughing:

5 Guys is so meh.

In n Out lives up to about 25% of its hype and that tops 5 guys 5% on a good day any day.

I think if a dog gets positive attention for acting scared it will become more and more exaggerated

When the dog chills you lay on the love and treats triple time full force so the dog knows that the thing to do is chill

If they don’t exhibit signs of fear their heart rates won’t get elevated and that means that unhealthy stress adrenaline doesn’t get released

That’s my strategy

Dogs need love all the time. If you love your dog and your dog knows it...

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High Five!!!

1) Pretty smile from a fit older milf type at the deli (dtf probs)
2) The plants in my neighborhood look fantastic- they love all this rain
3) I feel optimistic
4) my dog let loose these cute little sour farts <3 so sexy

Hardees is my fave
Second is whataburger

Five guys is like wtf on the price

**** I’ll get a real burger at that price bitch

Everything else aside, an In & Out burger with their fresh cut fries (WITH KETCHUP!!!) and a chocolate shake is a pretty damn good burger meal. It's all about the toasted buns I think. That and made to order.

Confession:

I’ve never been to an In and Out Burger

I can eat their double meat cheese whataburgers all day

You'll be fine.

Craft Burger in Carlsbad officially makes my favourite burger that's not crafted by my own hands.

Yeah other than him sitting under the bed, he did fine. He actually started looking outside toward the end of the night. This morning he was meowing his butt off tho. He just wanted attention.

I agree 100%. Most overhyped burger ever.

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Jerusalem In My Heart. If He Dies, If If If If If If.

Is anyone else fond of this record?

I went to the gym for the first time in what feels like a year. It was sunny again. I started my meat and greens only diet. I got to kick several stuck up bitches outta the club.

That’s hawt!

you guys are nuts in n out is great

I've never had in n out. Apparently it's great.

double double with cheese animal style (protein style if i'm feeling bad about myself) with well done fries >>>

or if i'm not doing meat animal style fries with chocolate shake

i go like once a year, usually after traveling out of california. it's like a welome home party.

we also have an amy's drive thru here though and that place is on its own level

And I get excited when I get to dip my mcdonalds french fries into an ice cream cone.

I need to branch out.

Better than getting bitches in the club, amirite?
Another euphemism I'm not familiar with...
Yeah but the person whose ice cream cone it is is not that thrilled....

Anyway....

1. It's my birthday
2. see 1
3. see 4
4. It's my birthday!

:)
:beer:

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday!

So can we assume it's your birthday? :D

Again? Didn't we just do this last year?

HBD!

happy birthday!

What is it?

Happy birthday Trolls.

Treat yourself to a chippy and a Guinness or ten. If you don't like Guinness then Murphy's draught.

Is it your birthday?

It’s hard to describe but I’ll call it psychedelic contemporary Arabic music.

Let me rephrase my question: What is the name of the band and the title of the album?

I wanted to give him **** for being one of those *******s who just post covers but turns out that line below is the artist and title of the album.

1. Beat commuter traffic to Oakland - was able to cruise at a cool 70mph and made it from my house to Richmond in 35 mins.

2. My sister is almost here!!!!!!

3. Got a hella cute new dress for the occasion

4. About to surprise the **** out of my mama

Is it? Which is which?

Hint: If he had used a hyphen instead of the first period it would have been clear.

Jerusalem In My Heart <--artist | album--> If He Dies, If If If If If If.

Em dash plus italics would be the winning combo.