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Old 10-23-2019, 11:23 AM   #411 (permalink)
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I wonder how many people come in contact with cocaine and not know it. I've heard that US dollar bills carry trace amounts of cocaine on them. Being a cashier must be a hellava drug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It became sport for the stews to collect the $100 bills after everyone on the plane had passed out.

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Old 10-23-2019, 11:39 AM   #412 (permalink)
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It became sport for the stews to collect the $100 bills after everyone on the plane had passed out.
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Old 10-23-2019, 03:52 PM   #413 (permalink)
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Pretty sure that was GZA.
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Old 10-23-2019, 05:23 PM   #414 (permalink)
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Today I learned my favorite kebab place was featured in an article about the best world cuisine in Maryland. Glad they're getting some recognition.
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Old 10-23-2019, 05:30 PM   #415 (permalink)
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Yes thank you for explaining my joke.
Sorry Batlord! I left it a few days before checking, as your joke seemed to've stopped everyone in their tracks. I guess that was in tribute to it's quality
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Old 10-23-2019, 05:49 PM   #416 (permalink)
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This seems to be a pattern. And now you've taken Trollheart's mantle of explainer of my thread ruining jokes.
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Old 10-23-2019, 06:28 PM   #417 (permalink)
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I wouldn't like to get a reputation for that, so, moving on, today I learned that Hindu's pray in a lotus position because it's disrespectful to show the dirty soles of their feet to the idol they are addressing.
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Old 10-23-2019, 06:57 PM   #418 (permalink)
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This seems to be a pattern. And now you've taken Trollheart's mantle of explainer of my thread ruining jokes.
Grats Lisna. Keep up the excellent work.
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Old 10-23-2019, 07:15 PM   #419 (permalink)
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Now he just needs to start making threads nobody asked for.
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Old 10-24-2019, 04:38 AM   #420 (permalink)
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That would be fantastic. Anything that annoys you makes me happy.
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