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Old 07-29-2018, 05:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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When a rooster opens its mouth all the way, its ears become automatically blocked. This keeps the animal from deafening itself with its crows.
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Old 07-29-2018, 10:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I find it inspiring that an animal changed its physiology to be a better *******.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Someday when you have a big boy job and wake up before the roosters Then you can go blast ICP in their coops for revenge.
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Old 07-29-2018, 05:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Someday when you have a big boy job and wake up before the roosters Then you can go blast ICP in their coops for revenge.
I can just move in next to you and buy some neighbor hater speakers.
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I can just move in next to you and buy some neighbor hater speakers.
When I buy my house next year I'll build you a shed with internet and air conditioning, but you have to shovel the driveway when it snows.
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When I buy my house next year I'll build you a shed with internet and air conditioning, but you have to shovel the driveway when it snows.
I will literally accept this but since it's New Jersey you have to throw in central heating. I'll even get my water from a well and poop in the woods.
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til there is such a thing as alpaca hot dogs
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til there is such a thing as alpaca hot dogs
"Hey, what should we bring with us on our hike in the Andes?"

"I'll pack a hot dog."
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"Hey, what should we bring with us on our hike in the Andes?"

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