https://nationaltoday.com/european-heritage-days/

Just a heads up for all of our English nationalists.

That says European though and England isn't part of Europe.

wikipedia says the dark green part is in Europe
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...Europe.svg.png

Nuh uh. It's not part of the continent. It's a free-floating nation who ain't tied down to no woman.

A lover in every harbor town. That's the life. Then why are the English so dull?

They watch too much cricket.

And why would anyone be so obsessed with tea? Tea is the most boring thing you could possibly drink.

We're European and cricket is shit.

More Herbs, Less Salt Day

Smoke a bowl but skip the potato chips, MB.

Pringles don't have salt on them.