Back when I used to hang with juggalos we'd have, not actual bonfires, but campfires all the time in my buddy's backyard. Getting drunk and stoned while staring at a fire in the dead of winter is a decent way to pass the time.

waking up in the middle of the night only to realize you still have lots of time left to sleep

First beer of a session.

I feel this one big time. The opposite is so much worse. Waking up exhausted only to realize you have to be up and ready to go in 45 minutes.

Both of these are very true.

I sometimes wake up 3-4 hours early, then realize I have half a night left to sleep. I might grab a little bit of water, then tuck back in, and that feels nice.

I get really stoned a lot at night and when I fall asleep, I'll eventually wake up and need water because my mouth is so dry. That first sip after hours of dry mouth is nearly orgasmic.

It's no exaggeration, when I was a kid I would be out playing football all day in the summer holidays morning until evening, when it was roasting hot and you are dehydrated the first gulps of cold water when you get in are immense, was almost in tears tbh.

Church

I was stranded in downtown LA last night when my phone died and I couldn't order a car. Decided to just walk the five miles back so I asked for directions and the guy I asked offered to give me a ride. S/o to Muhammad. Thanks for not robbing me.

Goddamn

Did you move to LA or were there for a concert or something?