The Perfect Signature

Trollheart · 06-07-2018, 03:41 PM

I started off easy, you know, like we all do. Just the one quote. Then it was two. Then three. Pretty soon, I was living just to sig. Quote after quote. My health started suffering. Lost my job, lost my girl*. Realised I had a problem when someone (probably Batty) complained my signature was an eyesore. It was. One dark night, sitting in a room with a gun in my hand* I realised I had to do something. Went cold turkey. Erased all sigs. I'm now two months free and feeling much better. Every day is a bonus. I feel like I've been saved.

* None of these things are true.

kibbeh · 06-07-2018, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I started off easy, you know, like we all do. Just the one quote. Then it was two. Then three. Pretty soon, I was living just to sig. Quote after quote. My health started suffering. Lost my job, lost my girl*. Realised I had a problem when someone (probably Batty) complained my signature was an eyesore. It was. One dark night, sitting in a room with a gun in my hand* I realised I had to do something. Went cold turkey. Erased all sigs. I'm now two months free and feeling much better. Every day is a bonus. I feel like I've been saved.

* None of these things are true.

lmao the * (idk what they're called in ثEnglish

ur so funny

also my sig and avatar are from my communist phase never got around to changing them

Lisnaholic · 06-07-2018, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I started off easy, you know, like we all do. Just the one quote. Then it was two. Then three. Pretty soon, I was living just to sig. Quote after quote. My health started suffering. Lost my job, lost my girl*. Realised I had a problem when someone (probably Batty) complained my signature was an eyesore. It was. One dark night, sitting in a room with a gun in my hand* I realised I had to do something. Went cold turkey. Erased all sigs. I'm now two months free and feeling much better. Every day is a bonus. I feel like I've been saved.

* None of these things are true.

^

Great to get the tragic backstory on your recent austerity, Trollheart; it makes for a harrowing, cautionary read and clearly comes from the heart,Troll. I hope you don't suffer a relapse and fall off the sig-free wagon again.

My golden rule for a sig is keep it short; after all, who wants to keep scrolling past the same old collection of quotes and links every time they read a post? As you'll see, my own sig is two lines long, so I'm going to arbitrarily declare that to be the maximum perfect length.

Key · 06-07-2018, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I had to remember Bungalow Bill's exact username to find it. Was a pain in the ass. He became bungalow and then there was another Bungalow Bill who was some drive-by.

He was a real treat back in the day.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-07-2018, 04:09 PM

There have been some posts I wanted to put in my sig recently.

The Batlord · 06-07-2018, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

There have been some posts I wanted to put in my sig recently.

Please only sig one of my quotes. I want them to be special.

Trollheart · 06-07-2018, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

^

Great to get the tragic backstory on your recent austerity, Trollheart; it makes for a harrowing, cautionary read and clearly comes from the heart,Troll. I hope you don't suffer a relapse and fall off the sig-free wagon again.

My golden rule for a sig is keep it short; after all, who wants to keep scrolling past the same old collection of quotes and links every time they read a post? As you'll see, my own sig is two lines long, so I'm going to arbitrarily declare that to be the maximum perfect length.

Amen to that, brother. Every day is a blessing. #SigsRuinLives.

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Originally Posted by Fluff

There have been some posts I wanted to put in my sig recently.

Me too but ... must .... resist ....

Chula Vista · 06-07-2018, 06:51 PM

How contradictory.....

Signature:

Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

Trollheart · 06-07-2018, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

How contradictory.....

Signature:

Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

Jeez man, leave me something, huh? Just a little taste, I swear, that's all I need, just a little taste ....

06-07-2018, 03:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	I started off easy, you know, like we all do. Just the one quote. Then it was two. Then three. Pretty soon, I was living just to sig. Quote after quote. My health started suffering. Lost my job, lost my girl. Realised I had a problem when someone (probably Batty) complained my signature was an eyesore. It was. One dark night, sitting in a room with a gun in my hand I realised I had to do something. Went cold turkey. Erased all sigs. I'm now two months free and feeling much better. Every day is a bonus. I feel like I've been saved. * None of these things are true. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

06-07-2018, 06:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	How contradictory..... Signature: Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-07-2018, 04:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	There have been some posts I wanted to put in my sig recently.