What Will They Say About You When You're Gone?

The Batlord · 06-02-2018, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

Don't forget the pentagram.

What does that have to do with you being a bottom?

Chula Vista · 06-02-2018, 02:52 PM

"Chula died while still waiting on Blank to continue their collaboration album."

The Batlord · 06-02-2018, 02:55 PM

"The war with China was tragic, but no more tragic than Chula's genocidal massacre of Nanjing. Still no word on who fragged him."

Chula Vista · 06-02-2018, 03:02 PM

*Chula, shot dead by security, but not before he stabbed Rick Santorum 76 times with a steak knife. Santorum's on life support and not expected to make it through the evening. St. Peter gives Chula a lifetime 'all you can eat and drink' card to the Apostle's Italian Bistro and Bar. Loud cheers break out in the gate line behind him. Chula performs a sweeping bow.*

Key · 06-02-2018, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

What does that have to do with you being a bottom?

Trollheart · 06-02-2018, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

"I can't believe Trollheart's sister outlived him. I guess he shorted her on the strychnine."

Oh yeah, right. I'll use the most painful method possible. Why would I poison her, when all it will take is playing one of Frownland's tracks and her head will explode? Job done.

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

Here lies a man who wished to be buried with his comic book collection. Cementing his virginity even in the after life.
RIP Nerd.

Unfortunately, they don't make a coffin big enough. And the comics won't fit either.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

*who

You

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Originally Posted by Blank.

"Trollheart, his jokes were unfunny and his posts never got read all the way through."

Blank: he never finished a thread and his journal was damn weird.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

*Chula, shot dead by security, but not before he stabbed Rick Santorum 76 times with a steak knife. Santorum's on life support and not expected to make it through the evening. St. Peter gives Chula a lifetime 'all you can eat and drink' card to the Apostle's Italian Bistro and Bar. Loud cheers break out in the gate line behind him. Chula performs a sweeping bow.*

Then they laugh and tell you you're actually going to Hell as you committed murder. Yeah, even murder of a Republican is seen as a sin. Sorry. Say Hi to Jimmy!

The Batlord · 06-02-2018, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

*Chula, shot dead by security, but not before he stabbed Rick Santorum 76 times with a steak knife. Santorum's on life support and not expected to make it through the evening. St. Peter gives Chula a lifetime 'all you can eat and drink' card to the Apostle's Italian Bistro and Bar. Loud cheers break out in the gate line behind him. Chula performs a sweeping bow.*

"Chula still wasn't quite cognizant after the painkillers for his liver disease, but he probably should have been suspicious when Donald Trump showed up at his hospital bed with a handful of pills."

Oriphiel · 06-02-2018, 04:52 PM

"Corpse of 1/16th Cherokee reservation resident found upside down in bathroom of RV. Misadventure, rules coroner."

Trollheart · 06-02-2018, 06:42 PM

Miss Adventure had no comment for the press.

06-02-2018, 02:52 PM	#52 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	"Chula died while still waiting on Blank to continue their collaboration album." __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-02-2018, 03:02 PM	#54 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Chula, shot dead by security, but not before he stabbed Rick Santorum 76 times with a steak knife. Santorum's on life support and not expected to make it through the evening. St. Peter gives Chula a lifetime 'all you can eat and drink' card to the Apostle's Italian Bistro and Bar. Loud cheers break out in the gate line behind him. Chula performs a sweeping bow. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-02-2018, 04:52 PM	#58 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	"Corpse of 1/16th Cherokee reservation resident found upside down in bathroom of RV. Misadventure, rules coroner." __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

06-02-2018, 06:42 PM	#59 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Miss Adventure had no comment for the press. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018