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Frownland 05-06-2018 07:35 PM

Lol I like how I don't even have to poke him

OccultHawk 05-06-2018 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1947442)
Lol I like how I don't even have to poke him

These LL Cool J lyrics come to mind:


Instead of walkin' like you're limp and talkin' yang about me
Why don't you take your monkey-ass and get a college degree?
Or write a rhyme and ride a bike and try to live carefree
Hope my message reaches you before you're seventy-three
A old man, when people ask you what you did with your life
You'll say "I hated L.L. and I carried a big knife"

Chula Vista 05-06-2018 07:59 PM

Just looked it up. Between the MLB, NFL, NBA, and NHL over 125 million people paid big bucks to see a game in person. For every one person who pays, another 100 (at least) watched the game at home or in a bar.

That's at least 12+ billion people who dug watching a game from one of the four major sports.

You don't dig it? Good for you.

Re: Knitting needles, there's still a small amount of gas left in the tank.

OccultHawk 05-06-2018 08:02 PM

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12+ billion people
Not unless you’re hiding 5 billion people somewhere you drunk ass crazy old fool.

Frownland 05-06-2018 08:09 PM

If it's popular it must be good. Consider me converted, Chula.

Chula Vista 05-06-2018 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1947451)
Not unless you’re hiding 5 billion people somewhere you drunk ass crazy old fool.

Huh?

(125 million X 100) + 125 million = 12.625 billion, or 12+ billion.

OccultHawk 05-06-2018 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947458)
Huh?

(125 million X 100) + 125 million = 12.625 billion, or 12+ billion.

How much injun is you again?

Frownland 05-06-2018 08:14 PM

125 million people times 100 money equals 125 billion people?

Why can't I have no kids and three money?

The Batlord 05-06-2018 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1947451)
Not unless you’re hiding 5 billion people somewhere you drunk ass crazy old fool.

I don't think 12 billion people is a thing right?

OccultHawk 05-06-2018 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1947462)
125 million people times 100 money equals 125 billion people?

Why can't I have no kids and three money?


Frownland 05-06-2018 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1947465)
I don't think 12 billion people is a thing right?

I'm not 100% on this but if you counted all of the people who have ever existed, it could be more than 12 billion. Maybe Chula's just counting all of the people that were alive for the last 2 decades or whatever. If so, respect, but let us know your methodology in scenarios like this.

Chula Vista 05-06-2018 08:29 PM

Baseball season is 162 games and there's 30 teams which means a total of 2,430 games. Football season is 16 games and 32 teams means 256 games.

Starting to make sense now?

OccultHawk 05-06-2018 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947472)
Baseball season is 162 games and there's 30 teams which means a total of 2,430 games. Football season is 16 games and 32 teams means 256 games.

Starting to make sense now?

How many people do you figure have seen Led Zeppelin live?

Frownland 05-06-2018 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947472)
Baseball season is 162 games and there's 30 teams which means a total of 2,430 games. Football season is 16 games and 32 teams means 256 games.

Starting to make sense now?

Church. More games more better.

Chula Vista 05-06-2018 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1947475)
How many people do you figure have seen Led Zeppelin live?

They played over 500 shows. The early ones were small venues and then it was stadiums the last few tours. Let's say we average it out to 15,000 per show.

The answer is 3.

https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M...=0&w=224&h=152

Oriphiel 05-06-2018 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947450)
That's at least 12+ billion people who dug watching a game from one of the four major sports.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Chula Vista 05-06-2018 09:40 PM

Point?

Frownland 05-06-2018 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947491)
Point?

30 trillion people disagree with you therefore you're wrong.

Oriphiel 05-06-2018 09:44 PM

Whether 12 or 12 billion people like something has no relevence on something as subjective as quality. Now go kick 12 billion balls into 12 billion nets.

Neapolitan 05-06-2018 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1947408)
Interpreting this as a gay joke.

OK I admit it's kinda borderline. But I was going to a Trollheart joke.

cream pies = Trollheart joke
creampies = dirty joke

Chula Vista 05-06-2018 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1947495)
Whether 12 or 12 billion people like something has no relevence on something as subjective as quality. Now go kick 12 billion balls into 12 billion nets.

Quality? Quality? The word quality has nothing to do with sports, except within the sport itself. It's all about enjoyment. Billions of people enjoy sports.

We're not talking music or paintings here. It's just ****ing sports. I enjoy them. Lots of people do. Can't speak for a bunch of MB members here who are too cool for them.

Over 160 million people worldwide watched the last Super Bowl. Why? Had nothing to do with quality. It's just enjoyable and fun. (for most)

Frownland 05-06-2018 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947498)
Quality? Quality? The word quality has nothing to do with sports, except within the sport itself. It's all about enjoyment. Billions of people enjoy sports.

We're not talking music or paintings here. It's just ****ing sports. I enjoy them. Lots of people do. Can't speak for a bunch of MB members here who are too cool for them.

Oh look, Chula is taking other people's opinions as a personal attack because he disagrees with them. Everybody act surprised.

I enjoy helping you make yourself look stupid so don't knock it.

Chula Vista 05-06-2018 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1947499)
Oh look, Chula is taking other people's opinions as a personal attack because he disagrees with them.

Swing and a miss Bucky.

Frownland 05-06-2018 10:18 PM

Don't worry, I wouldn't have expected you to recognize any kind of personal flaw. That's not your style.

Neapolitan 05-06-2018 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947498)
Quality? Quality? The word quality has nothing to do with sports, except within the sport itself. It's all about enjoyment. Billions of people enjoy sports.

We're not talking music or paintings here. It's just ****ing sports. I enjoy them. Lots of people do. Can't speak for a bunch of MB members here who are too cool for them.

Over 160 million people worldwide watched the last Super Bowl. Why? Had nothing to do with quality. It's just enjoyable and fun. (for most)

Still salty cause it wasn't New England lol.:rofl:

Chula Vista 05-07-2018 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1947505)
Still salty cause it wasn't New England lol.:rofl:

Well, ya!

Oriphiel 05-07-2018 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947498)
Quality? Quality? The word quality has nothing to do with sports, except within the sport itself. It's all about enjoyment. Billions of people enjoy sports.

We're not talking music or paintings here. It's just ****ing sports. I enjoy them. Lots of people do. Can't speak for a bunch of MB members here who are too cool for them.

Over 160 million people worldwide watched the last Super Bowl. Why? Had nothing to do with quality. It's just enjoyable and fun. (for most)

The quality of the entertainment has nothing to do with... the quality of the "enjoyment"? So because 160 million people out of the 7.6 billion around the world briefly tuned in to check out the Super Bowl commercials, it is objectively an enjoyable event for everyone to watch?

I legit don't how to respond to this superior moleman logic.

Cuthbert 05-07-2018 04:08 AM

Nothing wrong with sports.

Some guys are into films, books and 'gaming'.

Some are into sports.

Oriphiel 05-07-2018 04:09 AM

Some.

Edit: Oh wait, no, you're right, Chula's irrefutable math proved that 145 million people have paid to see a game, and therefore 12 billion people over the course of humanity's wacky 100 billion + journey must have at some point stepped into a bar and grill while a game was on, and thus sports are obectively fantabulous.

Janszoon 05-07-2018 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947437)
Oh. Cool. He used the fret-board with both hands and then pushed down on a bar. Awesome.

Not an apt comparison. The physical act of playing an instrument is not really what music is about, whereas the physical act is what people enjoy about sports.

Trollheart 05-07-2018 08:59 AM

Someone burn this bitch!
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...7A_400x400.jpg

Black Francis 05-07-2018 09:30 AM

Majin Sharon will reform from the smoke. You can crush her,
You can burn her, but you'll have to answer to. Ohhh-oh, the guns of Brixton
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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1947532)
Nothing wrong with sports.

Some guys are into films, books and 'gaming'.

Some are into sports.

Im into basketball but don't tell Chula.

The Batlord 05-07-2018 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947498)
Quality? Quality? The word quality has nothing to do with sports, except within the sport itself. It's all about enjoyment. Billions of people enjoy sports.

We're not talking music or paintings here. It's just ****ing sports. I enjoy them. Lots of people do. Can't speak for a bunch of MB members here who are too cool for them.

Over 160 million people worldwide watched the last Super Bowl. Why? Had nothing to do with quality. It's just enjoyable and fun. (for most)

I thought it was 12 billion?

Frownland 05-07-2018 10:13 AM

160 million people x 100 dollars x 1/6 Indian = 12 billion people

Chula Vista 05-07-2018 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1947534)
Not an apt comparison. The physical act of playing an instrument is not really what music is about, whereas the physical act is what people enjoy about sports.

Nah, it's the results of the physical act that bring enjoyment. Just like with EVH.

Chula Vista 05-07-2018 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1947604)
I thought it was 12 billion?

Try and keep up.

Trollheart 05-07-2018 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947638)
Try and keep up.

That's what sports is all about, innit?

Oriphiel 05-07-2018 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947638)
Try and keep up.

It's hard to keep up with 12 billion Joe Passes.

The Batlord 05-07-2018 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947638)
Try and keep up.

I thought I was keeping up with the number of humans on the planet.

OccultHawk 05-07-2018 10:45 AM

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physicalism

My advice: if you know your sports, when you’re on a music forum pretend you don’t

If you know your music, ONLY talk about it on a music forum


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