Are You Incel?
 

Go out and get some for ****’s sake. WTF? Explain this **** to me.

I can get you laid if you follow my free advice. Just ask.

Incel? No.

Getting laid? Not right now.

Why?

1. Living with my parents for a bit. That's not sexy.

2. Parents live in the woods. Woods girls are gross.

3. Not looking for a girlfriend so not into dating. I'm the type that dates to find a girlfriend. If I just need to get laid I'm not going to the f*cking movies. Reasons 1 and 2 are why I'm not looking to get laid.

Does this make sense or am I making excuses?

I'd fuck you dude.

Dude. I'd **** me too. Thanks.

2 Live Crew said it directly “never to the movies just straight to my house”

So you’re good on the no movies thing.

You do need a place. Your car. Some spot outdoors. Bite the bullet and bring her home. Also, dude, get a cheap ass apartment. Dafuq? You got a job. In the meantime, don’t even stress all that. Just get some female company and start with making out.

Now seriously listen man woods girls are NOT gross. Get to making out with one and your dick will tell you the truth. It’s all good. Who ever is out there, say hello and ask them questions. You need the interaction. Don’t be all worried about getting in her space or looking like a loser or whatever holds you back. If she doesn’t like you then fine. Now you know. Being gracious in rejection gets men laid all the time, btw. Also aim high AND low. Hot as ****? Try. Butt ass ugly? Try. Pussy ain’t got a face.

1. I didn't need the advice but thank you anyway.

2. Bitch do you know what a cheap ass apartment costs where I live? I sell records not drugs.

You can get a studio for $500. And this is an advice collumn as mentioned in the OP.

You're an idiot if you think anybody on this Earth can get a studio in northern new jersey for 500. My studio that i had for a year was 1k. That was a decent deal.

Did it have a private bath and kitchen?

Kitchen, D-room, and bedroom was the same room. There was a small bathroom hidden in my closet. For reals.

Yeah

That makes life ****ing impossible

I went and checked apts in Brooklyn

**** is insane

Why do you think I live a half hour in the boonies? Sh*t, a 1 bedroom HERE is like 1300 a month. And that's in a garbage town with garbage to do unless you like our one bar or you like hiking our state forest. It's gorgeous to live in but the problem is it attracts the people who never want to leave and that breeds some fugly ass people. Plus the heroin problem here is huge. I've lost many friends to it. It's a cesspool of gross here. I have to drive to fun and sex. I can't drive a girl 30 mins inyo the woods to f*ck. She'll think she's being led to her eventual murder scene.

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Yeah, don't use that term. It means a certain kind of people, and they're the worst. It's like the saddest of MRA's eventually join a clut, start worshipping Elliot Rodgers and start referring to themselves as "incels". *barf*.

Never heard of this term before.. seems stupid.

It is stupid.

"Incels: Because hating women will always get you laid"
https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/

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When I was in my twenties heroin ripped through my friends like a hurricane. I never thought it would be worse 20 years later. I actually think even the culture of junkiedom has somehow managed to get worse. It’s even more fatalistic than it used to be.

And with all the synthetic drugs and research chemicals going around teenagers don’t know wtf they’re getting into when it comes to Molly shrooms and so on.

I have come back from the future to warn you all about something. Unfortunately, our scientists did not anticipate the time loop dilation reaction (tldr) which has wiped my memory of the future, so I do not remember what it is I was supposed to warn you about. However, I do remember enough about my training to know that if I have sex here in the "past" it will be catastrophic for the future, so I have been forced, for the good of mankind and the future Earth, to enter a monastery. And here I stay. My sacrifice is great.

:laughing:

Exo

I thought about it

**** some junkies

You’re welcome

Also welcome to all the many and varied diseases you will pick up.

What good is a healthy dick that don’t do no ****ing?

All you can do is wear a condom and pray.

Maybe it's not as noticeable for those in less sunny places, but junkies are waaaaay too pale to **** with imo. Plus that weird pudginess, nah.

Stop over thinking it.

When’s the last time you got some?

There's something to be said about preference dude. Yesterday.

That’s different man. You’re up in it. I bet you got a big dick, too. I’m getting hard. Not gonna lie. Grunt.

You live in the woods. Apartments in the woods can't be that expensive.

I’m still hard.

Ask the elves.

Same here. When I saw the title I thought it might have something to do with incest.

Been there. Done that. Did not enjoy.

https://newjersey.craigslist.org/apa...579430684.html

Jesus. That looks something of a ****hole. :yikes:

So how long are you going to go without pussy?

Frown was sticking it two days ago. Stretching that **** out. Grunt.

Do you have some pathological need to know how long it is since everyone here has got some? OCD? Are you the Pussy Godfather? Dial it back, man. Dial it back.

That’s a good way to put it.

Now, I know you ain’t gettin’ none. I can help.

Go on: put it in your usertitle. You know you want to.
As for me, nah: I'm a lost cause.

**** that. I’m coaching you through it. You’re getting laid son. Tell Little Trollheart the good news. He’s getting wet!