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The Batlord 04-19-2018 10:12 AM

The Batlord Reviews YorkeDaddy's Posts
 
YorkeDaddy is gay so the scoring system will be like so...

5/5 = Pussy Slayer
4/5 = Wears Turtlenecks
3/5 = Bi-Curious
2/5 = Drunk on Tequila
1/5 = Pure Faggotry

The Batlord 04-19-2018 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1941926)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yac (Post 1941827)
I work for Advameg, in case that's not obvious (though I don't advertise the fact, that's for sure).
So any serious questions you have about the forum, moderation etc - you can send me a message and I should get back to you within 48 hours.

What if you suddenly died? Would there be no admins on the forum?

TOTAL ANARCHY!!

First two sentences are a lame setup for a joke we know will suck and the punchline is cringe/10. Maybe this is just my personal taste but if you're going to use all caps then you should use three exclamation points; anything less is ****ing bull**** and you must die. Not really a god awful post but so lame it might as well be. Eat ****.

Rating: Drunk on Tequila

The Batlord 04-19-2018 10:41 AM

Our second entry is a cat fight with Akai and Frownland over ****ing Fortnite so I'll do this in a dump. (Akai's and Frownie's posts are omitted for brevity's sake.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1941445)
Thanks for the garbage rant that fcking nobody will read or care about

You’re insinuating we only play Fortnite because its part of the new fad? **** off moron, we play it because it’s fantastic

Starts off strong with an OTT reaction to Akai's post trashing Fortnite designed to start a pointless internet fight, but I have to take points off for obviously coming across as butthurt. Still not bad.

Rating: Wears Turtlenecks

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1941620)
Batlord knows the tactics

The dip**** even wrote another like 4 paragraphs

It astounds me how passionate people get about **** they don’t like. Get out of the ****ing thread jesus

The butthurt is starting to tip the scales to gayness but he complimented me so I must give top marks.

Rating: Pussy Slayer

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1941649)
I don't need a counter argument, it's the most popular game in the world and a ****ton of people love it from all walks of life. I'm a hardcore lifelong gamer that generally plays RPGs and platformers. All this **** speaks for itself



You would know, your butt still steams to this day from the constant flaming hurt you get whenever someone trashes your music taste

Holy **** gayness achieved. He comes hard with a pathetic appeal to popularity, tries to puff out his chest by calling himself a "hardcore lifelong gamer" (****ing lulz), and drops too much profanity to be anything but thoroughly fanny damaged. To make matters worse he starts a fight on a second front by responding to Frownland, meaning that he now has two brutalized anuses.

Rating: Drunk on Tequila

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1941651)
Maybe if the point of the thread was to debate the game

But it's not, it's a thread for fans of the game

Seriously? YorkeFaggy is still responding to Frownland's obvious troll? Frown's not even going hard so there's no possible points you can score with this exchange. And just look at how much of a sad fanboy he is smh. Thankfully it's too short to be truly embarrassing so I'll be merciful.

Rating: Bi-Curious

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1941656)
Obviously not given the multiple pages of replies from fans of the game talking about their experiences, strategies, and plans of eventually getting together to play as a team

For the love of god stop responding, you twit! Akai has clearly washed his hands of this pathetic excuse for a flame war, leaving Frownland as the sole **** stirrer keeping SporkeDaddy chasing his tail. StorkeSaggy clearly knows what's going on as he has pulled back the reigns in an attempt to salvage his troll dignity but it's far too late for that, so any apparent reduction in butthurt is clearly a lie. You'll get no mercy from me this time, fool, so take it like you like it.

Rating: Pure Faggotry

MicShazam 04-19-2018 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1942299)
he has pulled back the reigns

*pulled in the reins

https://i.imgflip.com/lrvzz.jpg

The Batlord 04-19-2018 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1942311)
*pulled in the reins

https://i.imgflip.com/lrvzz.jpg

Rating: Pure Faggotry

The Batlord 04-19-2018 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1727600)
i graduated college and have had a decent amount of sex

Going for a random deep cut from 2016 here. You graduated from college and can't use capitalization or punctuation? Douche. And congrats on getting laid. Bet it was a fat dude with body hair like me.

Rating: Bi-Curious

grindy 04-19-2018 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1725023)
Also grindy's a trash mod too

!

The Batlord 04-19-2018 12:03 PM

Rating: Pussy Slayer

YorkeDaddy 04-19-2018 12:48 PM

bitch you got almost 3000 potential reviews to do here, you better dig deep for some truly spicy ones

MicShazam 04-19-2018 12:52 PM

I wanna see some in-depth critiques of walls of text.

YorkeDaddy 04-19-2018 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1942373)
I wanna see some in-depth critiques of walls of text.

Not sure how many of those I've made during my time here

But going through my post history I hardly remember posting any of it, so it's very possible that I am completely forgetting about some sheer gold that I hope Batty uncovers

The Batlord 04-19-2018 01:19 PM

I'm hoping for good things from GuitarBizarre's eSports thread.

Trollheart 04-19-2018 01:23 PM

Don't forget the Fagwar between Yorke and I, resulting in my putting him on ignore (or was it the other way around?) - either way, needs to be dug up (preferably on a moonless night), coffin broken open with a good iron spade and the corpse pulled out of the casket to be crapped on, bones messed up and then thrown back in, minus the coffin. And, if you have time (and only if) refill in the earth.

Don't let me down, now!

YorkeDaddy 04-19-2018 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1942383)
Don't forget the Fagwar between Yorke and I, resulting in my putting him on ignore (or was it the other way around?) - either way, needs to be dug up (preferably on a moonless night), coffin broken open with a good iron spade and the corpse pulled out of the casket to be crapped on, bones messed up and then thrown back in, minus the coffin. And, if you have time (and only if) refill in the earth.

Don't let me down, now!

I advise he not do this, for he risks unleashing the fabled TrollDaddy, a beast of unspeakable evil that will scour the land looking for poor, defenseless forumgoers that were only minding their own business before being slain by an onslaught of curse words and forced troll posts

The Batlord 04-19-2018 01:27 PM

You mean that guy who hated himself so much that he would pick fights with people just to vent his misanthropy? I wouldn't know anything about that personally tbh.

Trollheart 04-19-2018 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1942386)
I advise he not do this, for he risks unleashing the fabled TrollDaddy, a beast of unspeakable evil that will scour the land looking for poor, defenseless forumgoers that were only minding their own business before being slain by an onslaught of curse words and forced troll posts

Oh that's just a legend mothers tell their kids when they want them to grow up to be responsible posters and not trolls.

DwnWthVwls 04-19-2018 02:50 PM

I'm eating Kale chips with rice and mixed vegetables for dinner. Rate me!

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-19-2018 02:51 PM

ve-gang

grindy 04-19-2018 02:56 PM

ThVgnMnlgs

Trollheart 04-19-2018 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1942413)
ThVgnMnlgs

The Vegan Monologues?
Or are you just having a stroke?

The Batlord 04-19-2018 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1942408)
I'm eating Kale chips with rice and mixed vegetables for dinner. Rate me!

I mean you already know so it's kind of boring so...

Rating: Pure Vegattry


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