The Unofficial Anti-Humor Thread

Oriphiel · 04-15-2018, 11:10 AM

Knock knock.

Who's there?

A guy named Knock Knock.

Oriphiel · 04-15-2018, 11:13 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to.

Oriphiel · 04-15-2018, 11:14 AM

How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Trollheart · 04-15-2018, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How can you screw in a light bulb? Wouldn't it be very uncomfortable, not least for the lady?

Trollheart · 04-15-2018, 11:21 AM

What do you call a seventy-ton gorilla?

Sir!

**Goofle** · 04-15-2018, 11:37 AM

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar to have a few drinks.

**Frownland** · 04-15-2018, 11:42 AM

Porcupines.

Trollheart · 04-15-2018, 12:54 PM

Did I tell you about the funny thing that happened to me on the way to the cinema? No? Oh right: that's cos nothing funny happened to me on the way to the cinema.

OccultHawk · 04-15-2018, 01:47 PM

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she weighs 300 lbs.

Mindy · 04-15-2018, 05:39 PM

how do you throw a party in space?

you planet.

(i know its a knee slapper aint it)

04-15-2018, 11:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	The Unofficial Anti-Humor Thread Knock knock. Who's there? A guy named Knock Knock. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

04-15-2018, 11:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

04-15-2018, 11:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

04-15-2018, 11:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,995	What do you call a seventy-ton gorilla? Sir! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

04-15-2018, 11:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Porcupines. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-15-2018, 12:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,995	Did I tell you about the funny thing that happened to me on the way to the cinema? No? Oh right: that's cos nothing funny happened to me on the way to the cinema. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

04-15-2018, 01:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she weighs 300 lbs. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-15-2018, 05:39 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,071	how do you throw a party in space? you planet. (i know its a knee slapper aint it)