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04-15-2018, 11:10 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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The Unofficial Anti-Humor Thread
Knock knock.
Who's there? A guy named Knock Knock.
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04-15-2018, 11:13 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to.
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04-15-2018, 11:14 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
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04-15-2018, 12:54 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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Did I tell you about the funny thing that happened to me on the way to the cinema? No? Oh right: that's cos nothing funny happened to me on the way to the cinema.
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04-15-2018, 01:47 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she weighs 300 lbs.
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04-15-2018, 05:39 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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how do you throw a party in space?
you planet. (i know its a knee slapper aint it)
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