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Old 04-15-2018, 11:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

A guy named Knock Knock.
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Old 04-15-2018, 11:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to.
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Old 04-15-2018, 11:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.
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Old 04-15-2018, 11:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.
How can you screw in a light bulb? Wouldn't it be very uncomfortable, not least for the lady?
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Old 04-15-2018, 11:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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What do you call a seventy-ton gorilla?

Sir!
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Old 04-15-2018, 11:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar to have a few drinks.
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Old 04-15-2018, 11:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2018, 12:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Did I tell you about the funny thing that happened to me on the way to the cinema? No? Oh right: that's cos nothing funny happened to me on the way to the cinema.
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Old 04-15-2018, 01:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2018, 05:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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how do you throw a party in space?












































you planet.

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