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Old 04-16-2018, 05:21 PM   #21 (permalink)
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A: Old enough that someone said: "We're going mudding!" so I showed up with my computer ready to LAN.
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Old 07-06-2018, 08:02 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2018, 09:49 AM   #23 (permalink)
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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

I don't know.
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Old 07-06-2018, 09:50 AM   #24 (permalink)
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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

I don't know.
He'd live.
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Old 07-06-2018, 09:55 AM   #25 (permalink)
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What's sicker than 5 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 5 trees.
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Old 07-06-2018, 02:34 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Also, pigs have trotters, not hooves.
They’re called hooves over here.
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Old 07-06-2018, 02:43 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2018, 03:44 PM   #29 (permalink)
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This discussion reminds me of the first time I saw pickled pigs feet.



Ew.
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Old 07-06-2018, 03:53 PM   #30 (permalink)
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This discussion reminds me of the first time I saw pickled pigs feet.



Ew.
Pickled pigs feet are not just gross but they smell like death. Alright I don't know if they were pickled but they were pigs feet people were eating and they smelled like death. It sucks being the "cook" in a fast food restaurant where the microwave is right next to your head and your coworkers who bring nasty poor people food to work and mic it to eat during the day do so at best three feet away from your nose and then...

OMFG YOUR FOOD STINKS **** OFF EAT PIGS FEET AWAY FROM ME THAT **** MAKES BORSCHT SMELL LIKE PERFUMED FEET **** BLACK PEOPLE!!!
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